Joke Thread

[LiL-mAc]

Knock, Knock?

[Luke]

Knock, Knock?

I'll bite.

Who is there?

[LiL-mAc]

Knock, Knock?

I'll bite.

Who is there?

Hatch.

[Flake]

This one is pretty f'ing wrong but hey -

Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?

Wouldn't you if your name was 'uggggaafrrrrhhh'?

[lisalover1]

Knock, Knock?

I'll bite.

Who is there?

Hatch.

[StephPlusPlus]

Do you guys want to hear a joke about my penis? ...aw, never mind, it's too long.

The reply to that being,
"Do you want to hear a joke about my vagina? Never mind, you'll never get it."

One of my favorite joke pair... things?

[Luke]

Do you guys want to hear a joke about my penis? ...aw, never mind, it's too long.

The reply to that being,
"Do you want to hear a joke about my vagina? Never mind, you'll never get it."

One of my favorite joke pair... things?

Oldie but a goodie.

[scarper]

[insert Gilbert Gottfried's voice] A dad walks into a room and says, "Son!! If you keep jacking off you're gonna go blind." Then the kid said, "I'm over here dad."

[noiseredux]

And a man enters the burgery on foot and orders a normal meal. The waitress will bring his meal to him later. I warn that and he does a nibble of it and there is small hair on a hamburger. He becomes half mad and begins to cry to a waitress [there is hair on a waitress, my hamburger!], I demand that I look what happens!" Thus I watch that and a cook takes meat pate and the waitress regains him in the place where there is a cook and he flattens it for his collapse under his arm hole.

[elmagicochrisg]

And a man enters the burgery on foot and orders a normal meal. The waitress will bring his meal to him later. I warn that and he does a nibble of it and there is small hair on a hamburger. He becomes half mad and begins to cry to a waitress [there is hair on a waitress, my hamburger!], I demand that I look what happens!" Thus I watch that and a cook takes meat pate and the waitress regains him in the place where there is a cook and he flattens it for his collapse under his arm hole.