I now prenouce you Man and DS...

[Ack]

You kids really need something better to do. This started with a perfectly hilarious thread about some man's love for a girl that does not exist, and ended up a weird marriage/Inazuma bash fest.

Cut it out. I won't lock the thread yet because, quite frankly, I think more folks should cry over how beautiful that wedding ceremony was...ok, so I'm joking on that point. But seriously, cut out the bickering. You're all entitled to your opinions, no matter how inflammatory they might be. But for the forum community's sake the management asks you present them in as kind of a manner as possible, not by singling out individual members or by generalizing all of them for insult.

Seriously. I do not want to have to pull this car over, children.

[Zeonik Freak]

LOL... I love it here

Wow, within one day, this thread is on the verge of not becoming anything other than one man quest to stand up for this guy who really doesnt honestly need to be stood up for or for what he did.

I mean, like i stated on page 2, the guy just got married to something that guys normally do till we get girls to sleep with us or get married to sleep with someone you love till death to us part. And i dont understand how thats love like Inazuma has been stating, and im not going to stoop down to understand, because to me thats as low as i possibly know.

Its just funny, and sad, thats all that it boils down too...

[GSZX1337]

Seriously. I do not want to have to pull this car over, children.

Will you turn around and take us home?

Back to the topic, what did the invitations look like?

You are invited to the wedding of Mr. Jap and his Nintendo DS.

[Xonticus]

I think we should change the subject of this thread to:

"What Video Game Character would YOU marry if it were legal to do so where you live, and why?"

[Zeonik Freak]

I think we should change the subject of this thread to:

"What Video Game Character would YOU marry if it were legal to do so where you live, and why?"

End that with "So we can point at you and laugh, because you will never get laid"...

[dgamemuster]

I think we should change the subject of this thread to:

"What Video Game Character would YOU marry if it were legal to do so where you live, and why?"

i would marry this Cammy for sure:

[the7k]

I think we should change the subject of this thread to:

"What Video Game Character would YOU marry if it were legal to do so where you live, and why?"

If they actually existed?

Felicia, easily. She was raised Catholic, so I wouldn't catch (much) shit from my family, but she also likes to prance around nude. I'd say that's a win win.

And I'd put Elena as a close second. College graduate, world traveled, always positive and her body in motion is just hypnotizing.

Anyone creeped out yet?

[Inazuma]

I think the coin flip analogy is almost perfect. When a man gets married, there is about a 50% chance of divorce, which will take away about 60% of his money/property. Now, if he doesn't get divorced, he gains nothing because nothing changes. Being married doesn't affect his daily life or his feelings for his woman. That could all still be the exact same without being married.

I'm calling shenanigans.

Are you married? Probably not.
If you are, then you married for the wrong reasons.

Economically I would agree there could be extraneous reasons why two people would get married, but the most typical reason is out of LOVE, something that you clearly have no concept of. Love is not usually tangible, yet he gains it for marrying someone he loves, gay or straight. Just because statistically (or weatherman predictability FTL) divorce rate is high in the U.S. doesn't mean you shouldn't marry. Marrying someone also is not stupid. It is a social norm. If you personally feel it is stupid, fine.

Oye.

Ah yes, Love. Love cannot exist outside of marriage. Before two people get married, they are unable to experience love. Thanks to signing their names on a piece of paper, suddenly they become capable of feeling love for one another. I have never been married, therefore I have never loved anyone. It's really a shame that love is impossible for me to experience without agreeing to give someone half my money. Wouldn't it be nice if that weren't the case? Oh well, what can we do.

I'm sorry for having to sound like a sarcastic asshole but the idea that love cannot exist without having your name on a piece of paper is outright insanity. The truth is (obviously) that two people can love each other without a marriage contract. Getting married for love makes no sense since you already had it prior to marriage. Why take on risks when there is nothing to gain that you don't already have? Please use your head a little next time before suggesting something so outrageous.

[GSZX1337]

Anyone creeped out yet?

Yes, by the fact that you think your parents will give you shit for marrying a Catholicism Enthusiast over the fact that you married a video game character.

[Inazuma]

I think we should change the subject of this thread to:

"What Video Game Character would YOU marry if it were legal to do so where you live, and why?"

I wouldn't marry any of them because I don't want to be limited to fucking only one video game character. To make sure I don't upset my wife by cheating on her, I will stay unmarried.