So I'm doing the eHarmony thing now...

[grittykitty]

congrats racket! too bad you guys couldn't wait until valentine's day (you could kill two birds with one stone for future anniversaries!) but good news is good news!

racketboy meets racketgirl, they fall in love and make a racket... racketeering?

[racketboy]

congrats racket! too bad you guys couldn't wait until valentine's day (you could kill two birds with one stone for future anniversaries!) but good news is good news!

racketboy meets racketgirl, they fall in love and make a racket... racketeering?

Our first date was the day before valentines (had a great time on the town yesterday), so that one's easy to remember and we just combine them

[the King]

Let me be the first to say congratulations to you then. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart. Way to work it through. I got a wife, kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Racket? There's my wife. See that? Always smiling? Hi, honey. Judging, watching, "Look at the baby."

I'm assuming you never love a woman before or had bad experience and you have given up on true love.

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend.