What Made you Smile/What Ticked you off Today?

[Michi]

website design rant

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/design_hell

Thank you, Hobie. That made me feel better.

[BoringSupreez]

website design rant

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/design_hell

+1. Exactly what I was thinking of.

[Flake]

Smile: Woke up, ready to kick this day in its face! Yeah yeah yeah, go Friday!!!!

Frown: It's Thursday.

[CFFJR]

Smile: Woke up, ready to kick this day in its face! Yeah yeah yeah, go Friday!!!!

Frown: It's Thursday.

If it makes you feel any better, I spent most of the day thinking it was Wednesday.

[GameMasterGuy]

Smile: Woke up, ready to kick this day in its face! Yeah yeah yeah, go Friday!!!!

Frown: It's Thursday.

If it makes you feel any better, I spent most of the day thinking it was Wednesday.

I get today off

[Luke]

Smile: I may have met a new best friend.

Had some friends over to play Super Off Road (well, the get together wasn't about Off Road, but we did play it) and a tag along friend was also invited (I rarely turn down extra company). So I meet "Kathy with a K...easy to remember because I'm K-orean. My friends call me Slant, you can call me either. Got anything to drink?".

So Kathy with a K is hot, but I'm not attracted to her. Kind of in the same vein that I'm not gay, but obviously David Beckham is an attractive human being. She wowed at my game library, and was overall a really fun chick to hang out with.

I know, I know....Danger Zone! ALERT! But she's really "one of the guys". Filthy mouth, loves games and the booze, and she really reminds me of some type of sit-com esque cute girl ton boy character that even makes guys disgusted with "girl stuff" (Kathy with a K made a vaginal discharge reference that almost made me do a spit take). Plus she and my wife get along just fine, and my wife hasn't shown a hint of jaybeealously.

Frown: Kathy with a K is only in town until Sunday. We plan on playing two player Jackal over a case or two, maybe working on a secret handshake (shut up, they still rule), and maybe we'll hang out later, maybe not.

Sometimes you just click with people off the bat.

[mjmjr25]

First, share the discharge joke.

Second, you have a super, possibly beyond normal, relationship with your wife. My wife trusts me as any wife should and things are great. That said, she would most definately not let the above scenario unfold in our home.

[Luke]

First, share the discharge joke.

Second, you have a super, possibly beyond normal, relationship with your wife. My wife trusts me as any wife should and things are great. That said, she would most definately not let the above scenario unfold in our home.

Something close to "well, this is as fun as trying to woolite vaginal discharge out of cotton panties". I know for sure I remember Kathy with a K used the words "Woolite" and "vaginal discharge" (who wouldn't?).

I would completely agree that I'm blessed with the relationship I have with my wife and would classify us as super beyond normal. She knows she doesn't have competition, and be it guy or gal, she doesn't get upset if she doesn't receive my complete and undivided attention.

Now if my wife suspected that I had a thing for Kathy (other than being buddies) it would be different, but that's never been the case.

[flex wood]

First, share the discharge joke.

Seconded.

Also I just remembered a funny my gf did at the liquor store the other day. We were having people over so we went to get a bunch of booze to make some drinks with. Well at the register she's trying to fit the booze all in her purse and the girl at the register said that there was no way it would all fit. My gf wouldn't except that and ended up shoving it all in and looked at the girl and said I got em all in just like my last gang bang. I had never face palmed and laughed so hard at the same time before.

Edit oh it already was told

[Luke]

just like my last gang bang.

Nah, Kathy said a joke that was actually funny.