BogusMeatFactory wrote:Found out that someone put up the game Jones in the Fast Lane, a cheesy board-game-esque game by Sierra from the nineties that emulated life. The game uses flash and has the original voices and all the features, but now with a new and improved on-line mode.
This just makes my day. PC Gamer recently spotlighted it in their Crap Shoot, ripping the game to shreds, but to be honest, I loved this game as a kid. Even now, replaying it, it still is a blast to play and even more so when you have friends to play against. This just blows my mind, especially since I have attempted to get the game to run on a modern PC from my CD copy and have been unsuccessful, even when emulating windows. There is the DOS version I could download, but that lacks the high quality sound and voices!
I don't get it. I need a manual.
If you ever have problems understanding, just watch the demo play through...it is just the AI playing the game and it is relentless if you play against it. That gives you a good idea of what you need to do.
Tips!
You must set aside time to eat once a day.
Get a shitty job immediately.
Get an education while you work.
don't forget to buy cool stuff when you get a nice job.
Succeed.
Ack wrote:I don't know, chief, the haunting feeling of lust I feel whenever I look at your avatar makes me think it's real.
-I am the idiot that likes to have fun and be happy.
life is funny. I just thought to myself, I'm probably the only person on the planet playing Frogger 2 and listening to an A$AP Rocky mixtape right at this very moment.
noiseredux wrote:life is funny. I just thought to myself, I'm probably the only person on the planet playing Frogger 2 and listening to an A$AP Rocky mixtape right at this very moment.
You'd be surprised. I once dusted to Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake completely naked.
