Racketboy Month of Horror 16: Weaponization

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prfsnl_gmr wrote: Thu Oct 09, 2025 9:28 pm Later, my wife and I watched Let’s Scare Jessica to Death (1971). We were both in the mood for more slow-burn, atmospheric horror, and Let’s Scare Jessica to death definitely delivered. In it, a husband and wife (with a history of mental illness) move to a farmhouse in Connecticut, but when they arrive they find it occupied by an alluring redhead who claims to have new squatting there. They quickly become friends and permit her to stay, but things soon take a more haunting and sinister turn. Based on the title, I was expecting something more like The House on Haunted Hill, but I got something more like hippie Carmilla. The movie both met my expectations- it was a hanging atmospheric slow-burn horror film - that also completely surprised me. I enjoyed it thoroughly, and I can’t recommend it highly enough. (FUN FACT: I was inspired to watch the movie after perusing some of @michi’s reviews from a few years ago. Thanks, michi!

Easily one of my favourite horrors and a fantastic lead performance. Honestly felt a bit like Cassavetes.
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More movies!

Area 51

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After something strange happens to him, Reid becomes obsessed with the idea that he was abducted by aliens. Desperate to find out exactly what happened to him and why, he forms an elaborate plan to break into Area 51 and recruits some of his friends to help him. But even after all the preparation and successful infiltration, the answers he finds aren't going to be what he's looking for.

Ack has watched some found footage films already, so I decided to watch one myself. It...wasn't very good. Seems this one went through quite a few re-writes and re-shoots, and it kinda shows. The pacing is typical of the genre, with the first half being kinda slow and plodding, and the second picking up the pace. But it's another movie that can't seem to decide if the government is really smart or really dumb. Nor does it seem that they figured out at any point exactly what they wanted the aliens to be. So they kinda threw a couple different ideas in there and none of them really jive together. For instance, some interesting moments get introduced, but then end up going absolutely nowhere. They just sort or drop in ideas, then move on to the next 'neat' thing they thought about. I guess I kinda expected a smidge more from the guy who did Paranormal Activity, but... oh well. Not that I really care all that much about that film, but at least I got a better explanation about what was going on during it.




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There's a huge hurricane heading towards Florida (naturally), and neither Haley or her sister can seem to contact their father. So Haley drives on over from school to her childhood home, only to find her dad knocked out in the crawlspace under the house. She tries to drag him out, but the reason for his injury soon makes itself known when a huge alligator suddenly attacks them. Now stuck in the crawl space in the only area the lizards can't reach, Haley and her dad have to figure a way out before the storm gets to them and floods out the area... Presumably one that doesn't involve them getting nom-nomed to death.

Ah ha! This was much better. Or at least a lot more fun. Part monster movie, part disaster movie, it is your typical race against time to survive a looming threat, all while dealing with another looming threat, deeply personal problems that cause inner-family conflict, and occasionally watching some poor idiot get eaten. So, kinda like Alien, just not in space and a hell of a lot dirtier. And filled with a lot of very cheesy moments. So many that I was kind of surprised to find it rated so highly (84% on Rotten Tomatoes), especially since I noticed quite a few...shall we say, 'amusing' oddities. Enough that I started keeping a list of my thoughts as the movie progressed. I'll put those in spoilers for those who wish to see it and want to go in cold:
Ah, the actual UF pool area, nice
Hurricane Cat 5, seen in Gulf
Hurricane is practically on top of state, yet they're still having a swim meet? I don’t think so, movie
This gal is a horribly distracted driver
Later mentioned that the storm turned West, which would take it away from FL, not closer towards
Seriously, I'm surprised she hasn't crashed yet
Gas prices are still obnoxiously unreasonable, I see
Don't know why she bought her dog with her into a flood zone
Her sweater just says "Florida Swimming", nothing about UF
A little early, but nice jump scare with the tree
Still wondering why she’s wearing a sweater in summer
She's wandering around on her hands and knees in mud, but she's annoyed her flip flop got mud on it? Oi
This thing just fell through the floor into the crawl space. Does that mean it was somehow in the house? How?
When something is after you, you grab what you need and RUN, Haley. You don't dawdle like an idiot.
See what happens when you dawdle? Not fun, is it?
Most of these storm effects are kinda crappy
Dad just forced his broken leg back together with a belt. He scares me
Honestly, this house looks so shitty I'm surprised they can't just break through the bottom of the floor
Now we got a fool stealing stale gas station hotdogs *blurg*
Jeebus Cripes, how many gators are in this movie!
Now dad's beating a gator with a brick and stabbing it in the head with a shovel. This guy's as hardcore as Doom Guy, holy crap
How'd you guys let a whole-ass gator nest form under your house without knowing?
Now she’s just emptied a whole gun clip into one gator. This family is terrifying
I don't care how fast you can swim, you ain’t outpacing an alligator in the water
How many times does this girl have to save this man's life?
There are levees in Gainesville? *checks* No, there fucking are not. Didn't think so, you bunch of fibbers
Why can't they just go to the second floor? Why they need to wade through water to get a boat?
Okay, they got boat and ended up back at the house anyway *facepalm*
Oh, NOW they wanna go to the 2nd floor!
Took 75 mins, but someone finally lost a limb. Oopa!
That shower glass is officially the strongest material in the whole damn house
They keep trying to claim how strong the house is, but at the rate it keeps falling apart I beg to differ
I don't think this chick is ever going to want to swim ever again. She'll probably be lucky if she wants to take a bath at this point
For the love of God, please stay away from the edge of the roof
Thank you
"See Ya Later, alligator" is an inspired choice for an ending song after all that
So basically, a lot of it is weird and silly. But it's still pretty fun.

Except, as a native Floridian, I feel the need to point out that alligators do not typically behave like this. Crocodiles might, but not alligators. They're actually pretty lazy and like to go after things smaller than them, so unless you piss them off they tend to leave you alone. In fact I think they killed off more people in this one movie than they attack in a single year. It's just yet another thing about the movie that amuses me.

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14. Dark Angel (1990) - Craig R. Baxley 6/10

The horror/action hybrid style that reminiscent of the first Terminator (I wonder how many clones there were). It seems incorporated even more horror, yet at the same time taking the action factor to more of the cheesier side. Casting a wider net like that wasn't fully successful but it made for an entertaining film. I enjoyed a lot of sci-fi as well to have some full blown silly stuff, in a good way.

15. The First Power (1990) - Robert Resnikoff 4/10

Denzel Washington's horror film Fallen, yet even more of a horror film. This was really intriguing to me because of it being an investigative slasher with such a powerful villain must make a film intense, especially if it seems impossible to win. It raises the stakes in an effective way. Although it worked in that regard, the content itself was poorly done. The lead isn't interesting, and the way they establish the villain was too silly for a film with this atmosphere to work.
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Two more to the list...



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A young woman returns home to posthumously receive an award for her younger sister, who tragically passed away during her last High School track meet. But once she shows up, a lot of her sister's team mates start getting knocked off one-by-one by an unknown assailant, days before their High School graduation.

This one film and Fatal Games get compared a lot, usually with this one being remembered much more favorably. But while I think might win out by being the better slasher (it features Linnea Quigley, so it kinda wins that by default), I think both have their ups and downs that kind of keep them on the same level. For instance, Day makes several attempts to add comedy that are very hit-or-miss, and includes two musical numbers that sort of just feel like they were included to kill some time. And while the acting is better here, the dialogue in Games sounds way more natural. I think some of the people in this movie just spout awkward gibberish. So, kind of a mixed bag, all around. Oh! And the sister, who is clearly initially established as the main character, just drops off the friggin' face of the Earth for close to half of the movie. The ending also wasn't nearly as climactic as it could have been. I swear it feels like they they came up with a lot of good fun death scenes early on, and then just simply ran out of ideas for the end, so it just sort of turns into a giant shoving match. The least they could have done was show up some of those supposed martial arts move the sister was supposed to have, but alas, they did not. Still a fun, though still slightly cheesy slasher movie though.



Vicious

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One late winter night, Polly receives a knock at the door and lets a confused older woman into her home. Polly thinks she's just lost, but when the woman produces a mysterious box things quickly change. Because this, as it turns out, is not any simple box you can just get rid of. This is a demanding box, one that requires the holder to place something they hate, something they need and something they love inside of it. Failure to do so means the holders death by the next morning. And, as the woman says before she leaves just as mysteriously as she came, the cursed thing is Polly's problem now.

Ah, and here we have a brand new movie that is yet another horror movie that's not really a horror movie. But instead of The Babadook, this time though we're emulating Smile and exploring trauma by giving it a physical form. But if you've seen and like Smile, know that it's not nearly as good or as fun as that. Partially because this movie was a bit cheaper, and partially because it doesn't really contain anything you haven't seen before. There's a very similar psychological aspect involved, in that you don't know if what you're seeing is real, or if it's some kind of illusion brought about by the demon (or whatever) box or the victim's own mind. And of course the person involved goes through hell, both physical and mental, in order to meet the box's ever creepy demands.

But despite the fair amount of blood involved the movie never feels like it goes far enough. In anything, really, now that I think about it. It never gives us enough info about Polly or what's bothering her, beyond vague hints about how she's unsatisfied with life, which means that she probably feels aimless and quite depressed (likely). But we don't know, which makes it all the harder for the viewer to relate to her like we should. And it never goes into any detail regarding the lore surrounding the box, either. Which I'm sure was done intentionally to keep the box more mysterious. But having a little bit more info, like knowing the parameters Polly and the other victims were working with, would have been a lot more helpful in understanding what was going on. So without any of that framework a lot of the movie feels like scene after scene of psychological torment, with no clear purpose.

On the bright side though, the acting is great. Dakota Fanning does a stellar job, especially considering that is is essentially a one woman show, as we pretty much spend close to 90% of the movie watching her slowly loosing her mind and getting beaten and bloody. So that's great. I just with there was a bit more story to chew on.




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Graduation Day was one of the first Troma movies I ever owned. And yes, I know that Troma only distributed the film on DVD back in the day. And before you ask… Surf Nazis Must Die, The Toxic Avenger and Mother's Day.
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Michi, Crawl is amazing, and nobody should ever live in Florida.


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10. Yummy

This is apparently the first Belgian zombie film. It's a horror comedy about a woman trying to get a breast reduction in a sleazy clinic in a fictional Eastern European country. And then the idiot boyfriend accidentally discovers the clinic's unregulated stem cell trials have created a zombie and releases patient zero, and all hell breaks loose. Over the course of this movie, you will ogle women, see a man's penis get lit on fire and then frozen and break off, watch a drug addict try to rape the female lead, and in general feel pretty gross about the whole thing. Because frankly, the movie feels more mean spirited than anything else.

It's apparently a comedy, yet I didn't ever laugh. However, what I did do is admire the gore, because the makeup and special effects team was very much on point for this film. There are a lot of things going on here, but you also have zombies with their guts hanging out, explosions of liposuctioned fat, and teeth sinking into flesh and tearing away to leave some truly nasty looking wounds. The movie has pain down. It also regularly humiliates its leads, with gushes of fake puke, so...yeah. Like I said, it feels more mean than anything.

Did I want a movie that had something to say about plastic surgery and the objectification of women's bodies? Yes. Did I get it? No. I got the objectification, just not any kind of statement, so now I'm just staring at blood-covered boobs and wondering what the hell went wrong in my life. I wanted so much better from this. I feel more let down than anything.


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11. Mad God

If I had nightmares, and they were in stop animation, they would not be this creative. I have no way to begin to describe the grotesque horrors of Mad God, beyond saying that it is hypnotically beautiful while also being intensely disgusting. Here is a masterpiece of art that I do not desire to rewatch any time soon. Yet I am proud to have seen what is a triumph of the medium.

Mad God follows the Assassin, as he is sent into the underworld of our societal ruins to plant a bomb. He does plant it but then gets captured, dissected, his memories reviewed, his inner larvae taken for an alchemist's creation of another universe every bit as wretched and horrific as the first. To say it's unsettling is to seriously underestimate what Mad God has in store. Nude creatures mutilate each other only to be tortured. Tumor-ridden beings with bloodshot eyes scream in pain as they devour mannequins made of hair and steel wool. Wars leave fields of skulls, bones, corpses, and devastation. And every form of bodily fluid I can think of is strewn about on the crusty, fetid remains of what we so perversely call civilization.

Mad God is one of those movies that will make you wonder what the fuck you are watching. I adore it and don't want to see it again. It is the beautiful grotesque of a body horror nightmare writ across a post-apocalyptic landscape.


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12. The Autopsy of Jane Doe

Cops show up to a murder scene to find a naked corpse of a young woman in the basement. They send it to the morgue to try and determine a cause of death. All Hell breaks loose...maybe. Or maybe it's all an illusion while the father and son team running the place end up killing each other. Because maybe the dead Jane Doe isn't actually all that dead.

Here is a movie about witchcraft and the living dead done in a very clever way, as a coroner and his son try to work out the details of a crime that are inherently supernatural. How could a perfectly normal body have eyes that appear long dead, organs that have been burned and stabbed multiple times, broken bones but no external damage whatsoever? How could a perfect body with no decomposition hold horrors of someone who had been gruesomely tortured? And why do the other denizens of the morgue suddenly seem interested in getting up and walking around?

Also, it has Brian Cox and Emile Hirsch as the father and son duo. While the script does take a few twists and offers some turns that fell flat for me, Cox is brilliant. Hirsch is...well, he's not bad as someone who definitely understands he should be getting the hell out of there (always the smart choice). Plus this was 2016, so he was having a rough time of things. And yet here he ended up, in a movie with possible zombies, possible witchcraft, and some very effective foreboding.

I dig The Autopsy of Jane Doe. I dig it a lot.

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1. Pulse
2. Boys from County Hell
3. The Strangers: Chapter 2
4. Glorious
5. Saloum
6. The Taking of Deborah Logan
7. Memoirs of a Murderer
8. Demons 2
9. The Poughkeepsie Tapes
10. Yummy
11. Mad God
12. The Autopsy of Jane Doe
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Ack wrote: Sun Oct 12, 2025 11:08 pm Michi... nobody should ever live in Florida.

Sigh....I know.

And I agree that The Autopsy of Jane Doe was pretty great. I'll second that that one is worth a watch.
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Crawl! Such a great creature features. I have seen it twice, and I can watch it again and again (which is why I bought a physical copy!). It’s just so fun

The Autopsy of Jane Doe is just a fantastic indie horror. A good set up, well-executed. Glad you enjoyed it, @ack!

I’ve watched three more:

In a Violent Nature (2024) is a slasher film, deconstructed. It’s a pretty standard set-up - a camper take a locket hanging in an abandoned fire tower, unleashing a brutal, nearly invincible undead killer - but the execution is really special. The film follows the killer as he tromps through the woods, seeking out his victims. There is no soundtrack, and the campers’ dialogue and inane dramas are heard only as background noise. The murders are REALLY brutal, and the violence builds to a crescendo before…just kind of effortlessly evaporating in prolonged epilogue(?). Despite its brutality, it’s kind of beautiful, mysterious, and sad? Just an intriguing take on the genre, and I recommend it to seasoned horror aficionados.

The Lady in Black adaptation from 2012 is a pretty great horror film, but ITV’s made-for-TV adaptation of The Lady in Black (1989) is widely regarded as one of the very best made-for-TV horror films. It take the (apparently excellent) source material, and takes it in a less-horrific, but no less haunting direction. In it, a young solicitor is sent to remote English estate to gather all a recently deceased woman’s documents. The house sits on a marsh, making it inaccessible during high tides, and it is cursed. The curse manifests as the titular woman in black who portends a child’s death. The young solicitor unravels this mystery while clinging, somewhat hopelessly, to his life and his sanity. Unlike the 2012 version, the made for TV movie plays out less like a horror film, and more like a well- acted, subtlety terrifying ghost story. Just a great movie for a cold, rainy night, and absolutely perfect for the Halloween season.

Identity (2003) is a slasher film that borrows a lot from Agatha Christie’s And Then There We’re None. That is, ten strangers are trapped at a desert motel when they start dying one-by-one. As the audience discovers more about them, we learn that their stranding may be more than just circumstance…Despite the always intriguing set up - And Then There We’re None is one of Agatha Christie’s best works and easily the best slasher novel of all time - and despite a great location and game cast, the twist here is just too stupid. Worse, you see it coming a mile away, meaning that the groans just started sooner. Not recommended.

PRFSNL_GMR’S SPOOKY HORROR MOVIES LIST: ORIGINS

The Beast Must Die - :(
The Wolf of Snow Hollow - :D
Wolf-Man - :)
In the Tall Grass - :(
Werewolf by Night - :|
Werewolf of London - :D
Horror in the High Desert - :D
The Cursed - :)
Presence - :|
The Blackening - :)
The Devil’s Rejects - :)
The Perfection - :|
The First Omen - :D
Viking Wolf - :)
Let’s Scare Jessica to Death - :D
Bloodthirsty - :(
In a Violent Nature - :)
The Lady in Black - :)
Identity - :(
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I loved In a Violent Nature. What a clever way to approach the slasher genre. I'm glad you enjoyed it, Prfsnl!


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13. Evil Dead Trap

Despite the title, this movie has nothing to do with the Evil Dead franchise, so don't think it does. Instead, it's a Japanese slasher film, but one with a...unique enemy. The plot follows a late night TV host named Nami who receives a snuff film and decides to investigate with her show staff. Unfortunately, that's exactly what the killer wanted, luring them to an abandoned military facility to then begin stalking and killing them one by one. But the killer is intentionally saving Nami for last, so she gets to live and suffer.

The kills in this film are pretty brutal, starting with eyeball trauma in the snuff film and eventually leading to nasty booby traps, a rape scene, garroting, and some bizarre pyrokinesis. The pyrokinesis in particular will require you watch the film to explain, because I don't want to ruin the sheer what-the-fuck nature of it and the killer. And the ending too, because for those of you who have seen it, what the fuck did I just watch? For the rest of you...just go watch it.

Also, there's a sex scene early on that I thought was surprisingly long and well shot...until I realized the actress was Hitomi Kobayashi, one of the first Adult Video stars in Japan. Yeah, they got a porn star in the movie, so they use her and then kill her off in a way that involves, well, a lot of penetration. Points for creativity.

Yeah, I really enjoyed Evil Dead Trap. It's bizarre, but I found it a fun ride.


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14. Down

This movie is also known as The Shaft in the US. It's a lesser remake of the 1980s Dutch film De Lift, made by the same director, Dick Maas. I haven't seen the original, but apparently it's beloved in the Netherlands. I had seen his film Sint though, which I enjoyed, and the trailer revealed to me that this movie had both Ron Perlman and Michael Ironside, so I was down to watch it. And, oh boy, this movie feels like a made-for-tv horror film with more swearing and some absurdly terrible timing.

A lightning storm in New York City causes an elevator to start a killing spree. But the elevator is more than it appears, involving military-grade secrets in biotechnology and what might be the cells of a murdered elevator repairman who now wants his revenge. It's up to another elevator employee and a tabloid journalist to figure out what's going on and save the day, but in the meantime, the cops think its a killer manipulating the elevators, and then later, terrorists.

This movie only got a theatrical release in the Netherlands. Why? Probably because there is a scene in this film where the police are loading Stinger missiles into the skyscraper. One asks why, and another responds, "Terrorists have airplanes now." They then joke about saying hi to bin Laden if they see him in the building. The film premiered at Cannes and then got its single theatrical release about four months later...on September 6, 2001. Yeah, I guess terrorists do have airplanes. Down finally got a straight to video release in 2004.

Also not helping it is that it feels like a low budget movie. The film was cut in a way where it has built in commercial breaks, the acting from many characters feels wooden, the sets feel cheap in their attempt at 1920s styling, and everything has a layer of goofiness to it, because, yes, you are watching a movie about killer elevators that makes no damn sense in what they can do. It's not a good movie. I was entertained, but mainly due to how bad it was. Still, I can say I have seen it, and now I want to track down the original, so it does have that going for it.
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1. Pulse
2. Boys from County Hell
3. The Strangers: Chapter 2
4. Glorious
5. Saloum
6. The Taking of Deborah Logan
7. Memoirs of a Murderer
8. Demons 2
9. The Poughkeepsie Tapes
10. Yummy
11. Mad God
12. The Autopsy of Jane Doe
13. Evil Dead Trap
14. Down
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Everyone is giving me such great movies to watch later. I love it.

@Ack, I've got Down on my list already, as I watched the original a couple years ago, it was okay. I didn't know it was done by the same director. Does it still have the unnecessary subplot about the elevator guy's marriage falling apart because his wife's friend told her he was having an affair? Cause of all the things to alter, that would have been my first choice.

Anyway, moving on....



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A high school April Fools "prank" goes horribly awry when a group of bullies nearly kill the kid they were pranking. Yeas later the group all get together for their high school reunion, only to realize the building is abandoned, they're the only ones there, and the kid they used to bully and nearly killed has escaped the sanitarium and is clearly out to get them.

This one is fun, but in a very dumb way. As in, most of the characters are really, REALLY dumb, so you don't feel bad for their eventual demise. I mean, they had several chances to avoid their fate by waiting outside the clearly abandoned school for hours -- I repeat hours -- waiting for other people so show up, before saying "fuck it" and eventually breaking into the deathtrap of a building themselves. So they had multiple chances to leave, in their fully functioning cars, but chose not to do so. So they kind of brought this outcome upon themselves. The downside to the film is that it takes its sweet time to get going. But once it does it has a couple fun, ironic deaths to it's name, and you get to continue to appreciate the victims stupidity, as you watch them return to the same dirty girl's bathroom time and time again to hide. Why the hell do you all keep doing that? Could you find no other filthy corner to hide in? The smelly, rotten pantry, perhaps? Just saying, a little more variety in the creepy settings department would have been nice.

Oh, and fun fact: This was written and filmed in England, and over there April Fools pranks are apparently supposed to stop after 12 noon. So the characters make mention several times about how 'surely Marty will stop trying to kill all of us in creatively brutal ways as long as we can hold out until noon' as if it is a viable survival strategy. Because as we all know crazy serial murderers are notoriously known for their abject fairness, aren't they? Riiiiiiight.



Organ Trail

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While traveling along the Oregon Trail one winter, Abby and her family save a woman who has been left for dead after an Indian raid. Only it turns out that the whole setup was a trap and it's just a cover for group of bandits to slay people along the trail and steal all their shit. But for some reason the girl convinces the bandits to spare Abby's life and they take her prisoner. One lucky escape later and Abby is on her own out in the wilderness with only one goal in mind: to retrieve the family horse from the bandits, the only memento she has left of them worth saving.

This is categorized as a horror western, but honestly, without the horror designation attached to it you probably wouldn't even know it was supposed to be a horror movie (No it's not like the browser game where you kill zombies, I was a little disappointed by that too). Because for the most part it plays out like your standard western revenge tail. The biggest difference is that Abby isn't alone, as she does acquire a companion in her little revenge quest. A quest that ends up being a lot easier than you'd think a revenge quest against a group of ruthless bandits would be. Because as luck would have it Abby doesn't have to do too much, since these idiots are nice enough to take each other out for her, like the little backstabbing SOBs they are. Expect for that ONE guy at the end that probably helps qualify the film as a horror movie. But that's only the last 10 minutes or so of a nearly 2 hour film, so it feels like a bit of a stretch. I still ended up liking this one though, even though it takes a good while to get going (you don't see the title card until over 25 minutes in), and that's coming from someone who isn't all that into westerns. So if you are you might actually like it more.




Ravenous

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Captain Boyd is sent to a remote military outpost in California. While there one winter, a ragged man wanders into the fort looking for aid, and telling stories about how his wagon train got trapped in the mountains and the survivors were forced into cannibalism in order to survive. The commander of the fort sends out a rescue party, but the whole story turns out to be a trap, setting the party up to be devoured and leaving Boyd as the only one left to stop the monster from killing anyone else.

I figured one time period piece deserved another, and the internet categorized this one as a western too, so I gave it a whirl. Don't know if I'd call it a western though, but it is definitely a monster movie that's part historical reference (the Donner Party) and part supernatural horror in the form of a Wendigo. To my surprise, the film actually follows a pretty accurate description of the nature of the Wendigo...at least at first. Because apparently becoming a Wendigo in this movie is not only as easy as taking a couple bites of human flesh, but it also heals all your wounds, gives you super energy, and makes you obnoxiously strong. I don't remember anything about that in any of the Wendigo legends I read, and I'm sure the actual Donner party wished it worked that way, but we all know how ended up for them. Anyway, good movie with some great acting. My only complaint is how dumb everyone was forced to act in order for the villain to swiftly kill them. How do you have 3 guys watching him and he still gets the jump on you? You already had weapons pointed at him, why'd you move instead of shoot him? How obnoxiously puzzling. Other than that though, not bad.



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