Haiku Thread

[BogusMeatFactory]

Was playing Tex Murphy: Under a Killing Moon and found a haiku entitled, "Haiku to a Taco"

Soft Shell Taco Mine
What meat art thou concealing?
Who cares? It's tasty

[TSTR]

There ain't no taco
Like a FMV taco
Mmm crunchy pixels

[Key-Glyph]

My best friend and I
archive Mass Effect haiku.
Behold, some fav'rites:

ME1:

They cried in our dreams
the last of the singing world
the sky is silent

Urdnot Wrex objects
to being the subject of
some sissy haiku.

Hey, Doctor Michel
Give me a better discount
I just saved your life

Yo, Alliance Brass
If this ship is so advanced
why the crap TVs?

Whenever Reapers
pick teams for deep space slumber
Sovereign gets left out

Saren's on Ilos
We should follow now, but first
Let's survey some rocks.

ME2:

The Admiral stands
steady, regal, defiant
proud of the Quib-Quib

Hey Doctor Chakwas
Crack open that ice brandy
Here's to getting trashed

Ah, yes, the Reapers
But we have dismissed this claim
Here, be a Spectre.

Don't go yet, siha
Let me tell you more about
My iminent death.

Dear Normandy crew
Sorry the Reapers killed you
But we were busy.

ME3:

Crew to Commander:
We've stood by you for so long
Please buy us some chairs

Don't call me Lola
Your new N7 tattoo
Looks kinda lame.

I made a mistake!
he shouts and then repeats it
I made a mistake.

[samsonlonghair]

Spinning in my chair
Another day in the office
going nowhere fast

[TSTR]

I'm spending money.
Overcome with retro wants.
Yet I have no job.

[BogusMeatFactory]

Winter is still here.
Low flying planes and snow plows.
Six to Nine Inches.





Six to Nine inches.
Not the length of ones penis,
but instead, snowfall.

[catnip]

Wish I didn't know
BogusMeatFactory's pain
I hate snow so much

Twenty-three long years
"Why don't you just leave Vermont?"
Not that damn easy

[kidfresh]

I'm spending money.
Overcome with retro wants.
Yet I have no job.

I can so relate.
I spent eight hundred dollars.
On video games.

I wish I hadn't.
I just make minimum wage.
Now I have no food.

As Keith Apicary once said, "I guess I'll just have video games for breakfast."

[BogusMeatFactory]

A kick to the face.
Tumbling down to the ground.
A Fighter's Remorse.




Dodge, dip, duck, dive dodge.
Words to live by in dodgeball,
but also in life.

[TSTR]

Yes! Scored a knockdown!
Now for the meaty...oh shit.
A shoryuken.