Wreck it Ralph out today, Who's gonna Wreck it?

[aaron]

12 to 14 year old me is beyond stoked to have read that.

[Gamerforlife]

I love her Sarah Silverman Program. It was funny as hell.

Also, I've seen her naked. No lie.

If that's true I'm very jealous

Its true. I have no way to prove it, so I can't help if no one believes me but it is the truth. Here's the quick story:

First of all, if you ever send your PC in for warranty/repair, be it with Dell, Compaq/HP, or even Geeksquad, I don't care what anyone tells you - the techs WILL dig through your laptop and rummage through your HDD. This is in hopes of finding tender morsels of pr0n, music, games (never expect a game disc or DVD back if you leave it in your drive, btw) and most importantly pics of hot chicks, preferably the owners.

Yes, repair place techs are jerks, and I was one.

I used to work for a place that repaired desktop and laptop PCs for Compaq. One day I was preparing to fix a notebook and rummaging through the drive as usual. I noticed that whoever owned this computer had lots of random 'every day' pics of Sarah Silverman in her pictures folder. Pics of Sarah out to dinner, at bars, at home drinking, at a pizza place with friends, headshots, etc. I thought "wow this person sure does like Sarah Silverman." Then I found a folder with several pics of her completely naked. Some self shots, shots made by whoever she was banging at the time - which turned out to be Jimmy Kimmel. Interesting factoid: I've seen Jimmy Kimmel naked and what it looks like for him to get a beej from Sarah, too.

There were boob shots, ass shots, honeypot shots, just about anything you can expect from a personal laptop. I thought "how did this person get these kinds of pics of this chick?"

I looked at what we called "the traveler" which was sort of an invoice telling us what was wrong with the PC or what needed looking at, etc. I noticed that the name on the PC was Sarah Silverman. It had her phone #, address, etc. It was her PC. It was kind of mind blowing.

I will begrudgingly admit, I burned a CD with the pictures of her for a couple of reasons. One - dude, pics of Silverman nekkid, and the other was a moment of not-too-proud-of-myself-ness thinking "i could sell these to tabloids or whatever." Ive since lost the disc, so I have no concrete proof and I never sold them - too scared to get sued. So yep, there's the story.

EDIT: Oh, btw if you would like to see her do a full frontal nude scene, watch TAKE THIS WALTZ. It features her, Michelle Williams, some unattractive actress and SEVERAL old women in a nude shower scene. But Sarah's screen time is pretty choice.

I believe it. I know computer savvy people can get all kinds of stuff off a computer even if you think you're gotten rid of it. Most people aren't even computer savvy enough to know how to cover their tracks. I know I'm not

I would think those pics could have gotten you a lot of money, but I suppose one would have to wonder about legal ramifications. Times like these...





Super unethical though, but I'm not gonna sit here and lie through my teeth by saying that I wouldn't do it if the dollar amount was high enough. A healthy bank account can do wonders for helping one sleep at night

[Gamerforlife]

Oh man, the Paperman bonus feature is AWESOME! It's a cool little Disney animated short that is really charming and fun to watch.