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TSTR wrote:Why folks being mean?
Random Thoughts threads so hatey.
Spread some love, people.
The sign of the times.
Piling conflict on conflict.
What else is there now?
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-I am the idiot that likes to have fun and be happy.
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BogusMeatFactory wrote:
TSTR wrote:Why folks being mean?
Random Thoughts threads so hatey.
Spread some love, people.
The sign of the times.
Piling conflict on conflict.
What else is there now?
Whole world's going to hell.
No worries. We can live here.
Haiku Thread is safe.
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TSTR wrote:
BogusMeatFactory wrote:
TSTR wrote:Why folks being mean?
Random Thoughts threads so hatey.
Spread some love, people.
The sign of the times.
Piling conflict on conflict.
What else is there now?
Whole world's going to hell.
No worries. We can live here.
Haiku Thread is safe.

Wait just one moment!,
Going has two syllables,
That first line's not 5!

Your haikus are filled
with treachery and deceit
you are a monster!
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Take out the word "whole."
Then things fit much better, yes?
I just aim to please.
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Even in haikus
we experience deceit.
Just like Santa Claus.


I kid and I kid.
sarcasm's lost in writing.
Unless in blue text.
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SANTA CLAUS IS A FAKE
NES BOX ART SUCKS BALLS
I HATE ALL OF YOU
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TSTR wrote:SANTA CLAUS IS A FAKE
NES BOX ART SUCKS BALLS
I HATE ALL OF YOU
I have a new sig. :lol:
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I don't care about haiku's but well-played, sir.
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Perusing this thread,
my laughter bursts forth unchecked.
Sorry, library.
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Realization.
My blue haiku, too, was wrong.
First line was six, damn.

I might need lessons.
The kind that teach you to count.
Where's Sesame Street?
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