Grape Pop Tarts are BACK

[Dylan]

You kids and your fancy grape and smores and pizza and sushi flavored pop tarts, 'round these parts all I get is strawberry. And we liked it.

[Jrecee]

In my day all we had was poptarts flavored poptarts. We didn't know what the hell that meant and we didn't care. The filling scraped up the inside of our mouths til we bled and we didn't even have a poptart satchel to carry our bandaids in. Our mamas would dip our poptarts in iodine and staple em to our mittens. And that was that.

[nate]

in my day we didn't even have poptarts, we had rasin bran.

[Dylan]

in my day we didn't even have poptarts, we had rasin bran.

And with with only one scoop. They didn't have none of that fancy 2 scoop technology back then.

[GSZX1337]

in my day we didn't even have poptarts, we had rasin bran.

And with with only one scoop. They didn't have none of that fancy 2 scoop technology back then.

And there was no Happy Sun, just a depressed moon.

[bladerunner]

You guys had raisins in your raisin bran! You were lucky. Man, in my day raisin bran was wheaties with rat turds passed off as raisins.

[Luke]

I had to hunt my breakfast...

[Jrecee]

I had to create the universe to get my breakfast. That's right. I'm god.

And I fuckin' love grape poptarts.

[Luke]

I had to create the universe to get my breakfast. That's right. I'm god.

You've been playing way too much Actraiser.

[aaron]

jreece seems like more of a populous or black & white guy to me.