I now prenouce you Man and DS...

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Inazuma wrote:
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If you honestly disagree with me about that, I have a proposition for you. I will flip a coin and if it lands on heads, you pay me nothing, but if it lands on tails, you give me 60% of your money and property. Why should we continue to argue about this when we can easily agree to disagree here. You give me your money and both of us will be happy.
Also, what the fuck do your analogies have to do with anything? They are drawing no parallels to your whole "lolz other people suck why would I want to be with anyone but myself?" argument
I think the coin flip analogy is almost perfect. When a man gets married, there is about a 50% chance of divorce, which will take away about 60% of his money/property. Now, if he doesn't get divorced, he gains nothing because nothing changes. Being married doesn't affect his daily life or his feelings for his woman. That could all still be the exact same without being married.

No one is dumb enough to agree to such a horrible coin flip like that, right? Well, there are many men who do exactly that all the time. I don't care if you think they are idiots or fools or merely naive. Whatever word you wanna use or opinion you want to have on it doesn't change the fact that this stuff is actually happening all the time. I think it's pretty sick that most of you are so dead set on flushing your money down the toilet that even when someone tries to talk some sense into you, you drive them away and label them as a troll/asshole/etc. As long as I can help one person here to think logically, it's worth being called names by people who are determined to learn this lesson the hard way.

Next time you see someone about to place his hand on a hot stove, don't yell at him to stop. He will hate you for it and then proceed to touch the stove anyway.
I like being married... :cry:

Free consensual sex FTW!
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Inazuma wrote:<long rant>
No one was arguing the merits of marriage. The thread was about making fun of a guy who married his DS. You came in stating that marrying a plastic object is more beneficial than marrying a woman and started the thread derailing.
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Sweet mother of mercy Inazuma you are like the Chuck Norris of thread killers. In before another lock.
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jp1 wrote:Sweet mother of mercy Inazuma you are like the Chuck Norris of thread killers.
How DARE you compare him to Chuck Norris? :x
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GSZX1337 wrote:
Inazuma wrote:<long rant>
No one was arguing the merits of marriage. The thread was about making fun of a guy who married his DS. You came in stating that marrying a plastic object is more beneficial than marrying a woman and started the thread derailing.
It really would be more beneficial to marry a plastic object over a real woman. How is it thread derailing when I'm just pointing out something that's true? It was your fault for getting so upset over the truth.
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jfe2 wrote: I like being married... :cry:

Free consensual sex FTW!
What planet do you live on? Here on Earth, you can have free consensual sex without being married. You should come visit sometime.
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jp1 wrote:Sweet mother of mercy Inazuma you are like the Chuck Norris of thread killers. In before another lock.
Well, just to make sure I make it in before the lock...
I think the coin flip analogy is almost perfect.
Your mom is almost perfect.
No one is dumb enough to agree to such a horrible coin flip like that, right?
Your mom is dumb enough.
Well, there are many men who do exactly that all the time.
Your mom loves those men.
I think it's pretty sick
Your mom is totally sick.
He will hate you for it


Well I totally hate you. Yes I am an asshole, and way worse than you. I am immature and I enjoy it.

Of course thats only my opinion right? You should probably accept it, since thats what you say I should do right?
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Inazuma wrote:
GSZX1337 wrote:
Inazuma wrote:<long rant>
No one was arguing the merits of marriage. The thread was about making fun of a guy who married his DS. You came in stating that marrying a plastic object is more beneficial than marrying a woman and started the thread derailing.
It really would be more beneficial to marry a plastic object over a real woman. How is it thread derailing when I'm just pointing out something that's true?
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It was your fault for getting so upset over the truth.
I'm not "upset" over your interpretation of the "truth", I'm "upset" over the thread derailing (quotations are fun :D).
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Inazuma wrote:
jfe2 wrote: I like being married... :cry:

Free consensual sex FTW!
What planet do you live on? Here on Earth, you can have free consensual sex without being married. You should come visit sometime.
Enjoy herpes and/or illegitimate children. :D
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