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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:24 pm
by alienjesus
o.pwuaioc wrote:I like my beard.
I like not shaving, but I hate getting a beard. It itches. I have to balance my laziness against the annoyance fo the beard to decide when to shave
Re: Random Thoughts Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:26 pm
by BoringSupreez
alienjesus wrote:o.pwuaioc wrote:I like my beard.
I like not shaving, but I hate getting a beard. It itches. I have to balance my laziness against the annoyance fo the beard to decide when to shave
That's how I shave too.
Re: Random Thoughts Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:29 pm
by Stark
alienjesus wrote:o.pwuaioc wrote:I like my beard.
I like not shaving, but I hate getting a beard. It itches. I have to balance my laziness against the annoyance fo the beard to decide when to shave
My Beard Hurts!
Re: Random Thoughts Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:31 pm
by Inazuma
Stark wrote:alienjesus wrote:o.pwuaioc wrote:I like my beard.
I like not shaving, but I hate getting a beard. It itches. I have to balance my laziness against the annoyance fo the beard to decide when to shave
My Beard Hurts!
Hilarious (^_^)
Re: Random Thoughts Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:37 pm
by o.pwuaioc
Inazuma wrote:o.pwuaioc wrote:I like my beard.
But would you lick ice cream off of it?
Trick question. My girlfriend might, though. It's not as long as Zach Galifianakis' is, though.
Re: Random Thoughts Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:41 pm
by Inazuma
o.pwuaioc wrote:Inazuma wrote:o.pwuaioc wrote:I like my beard.
But would you lick ice cream off of it?
Trick question. My girlfriend might, though. It's not as long as Zach Galifianakis' is, though.
What if your girlfriend had a beard? Would you lick ice cream off of it?
Re: Random Thoughts Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:45 pm
by o.pwuaioc
Inazuma wrote:o.pwuaioc wrote:Inazuma wrote:But would you lick ice cream off of it?
Trick question. My girlfriend might, though. It's not as long as Zach Galifianakis' is, though.
What if your girlfriend had a beard? Would you lick ice cream off of it?
I'm pretty sure she wouldn't be my girlfriend if she had a beard.
Re: Random Thoughts Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:50 pm
by Inazuma
o.pwuaioc wrote:I'm pretty sure she wouldn't be my girlfriend if she had a beard.
What if you only had a very small amount of expensive and delicious caviar, and you spilled some on your beard? Would you use your hands and eat off your beard?
Re: Random Thoughts Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:53 pm
by alienjesus
Inazuma wrote:o.pwuaioc wrote:I'm pretty sure she wouldn't be my girlfriend if she had a beard.
What if you only had a very small amount of expensive and delicious caviar, and you spilled some on your beard? Would you use your hands and eat off your beard?
This is a trick question, there's no such thing as delicious caviar
Re: Random Thoughts Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:53 pm
by o.pwuaioc
Inazuma wrote:o.pwuaioc wrote:I'm pretty sure she wouldn't be my girlfriend if she had a beard.
What if you only had a very small amount of expensive and delicious caviar, and you spilled some on your beard? Would you use your hands and eat off your beard?
You're crazy, you know that? You should become a political pundit. I want to see someone ask Rush Limbaugh this.
And I might just eat that caviar. I don't think my beard is dirty - I keep it clean.
@alienjesus: Now
that's heresy.