Random Thoughts Thread

[alienjesus]

I like my beard.

I like not shaving, but I hate getting a beard. It itches. I have to balance my laziness against the annoyance fo the beard to decide when to shave

[BoringSupreez]

I like my beard.

I like not shaving, but I hate getting a beard. It itches. I have to balance my laziness against the annoyance fo the beard to decide when to shave

That's how I shave too.

[Stark]

I like my beard.

I like not shaving, but I hate getting a beard. It itches. I have to balance my laziness against the annoyance fo the beard to decide when to shave

My Beard Hurts!

[Inazuma]

I like my beard.

I like not shaving, but I hate getting a beard. It itches. I have to balance my laziness against the annoyance fo the beard to decide when to shave

My Beard Hurts!

Hilarious (^_^)

[o.pwuaioc]

I like my beard.

But would you lick ice cream off of it?

Trick question. My girlfriend might, though. It's not as long as Zach Galifianakis' is, though.

[Inazuma]

I like my beard.

But would you lick ice cream off of it?

Trick question. My girlfriend might, though. It's not as long as Zach Galifianakis' is, though.

What if your girlfriend had a beard? Would you lick ice cream off of it?

[o.pwuaioc]

But would you lick ice cream off of it?

Trick question. My girlfriend might, though. It's not as long as Zach Galifianakis' is, though.

What if your girlfriend had a beard? Would you lick ice cream off of it?

I'm pretty sure she wouldn't be my girlfriend if she had a beard.

[Inazuma]

I'm pretty sure she wouldn't be my girlfriend if she had a beard.

What if you only had a very small amount of expensive and delicious caviar, and you spilled some on your beard? Would you use your hands and eat off your beard?

[alienjesus]

I'm pretty sure she wouldn't be my girlfriend if she had a beard.

What if you only had a very small amount of expensive and delicious caviar, and you spilled some on your beard? Would you use your hands and eat off your beard?

This is a trick question, there's no such thing as delicious caviar

[o.pwuaioc]

I'm pretty sure she wouldn't be my girlfriend if she had a beard.

What if you only had a very small amount of expensive and delicious caviar, and you spilled some on your beard? Would you use your hands and eat off your beard?

You're crazy, you know that? You should become a political pundit. I want to see someone ask Rush Limbaugh this.

And I might just eat that caviar. I don't think my beard is dirty - I keep it clean.

@alienjesus: Now that's heresy.