What did you dream last night?...

[Luke]

Last Friday I fell asleep in my class with my head resting on the table, next thing I know I feel like I'm falling and I spaz all over the table.
I did actually end up finishing all my work in that class though, like a boss.

A close friend once fell asleep in High School and had a dream he farted in class and everyone was laughing at him. When he woke up, we were all laughing at him because he in fact farted in his sleep. Funny how dreams work.

[elmagicochrisg]

A close friend once fell asleep in High School and had a dream he farted in class and everyone was laughing at him. When he woke up, we were all laughing at him because he in fact farted in his sleep. Funny how dreams work.

I'm sure he had to hear that all year long... lol

[Luke]

A close friend once fell asleep in High School and had a dream he farted in class and everyone was laughing at him. When he woke up, we were all laughing at him because he in fact farted in his sleep. Funny how dreams work.

I'm sure he had to hear that all year long... lol

It was classic. He farted first, everyone looked around to see who it came from, and then he did that spaz out thing kids do when they wake from a nap. When he came to, we really were laughing and pointing at him. But said farter can tell the story way better than I can.

My dreams have sucked lately. Last night I dreamed I mowed the lawn and pulled weeds. Fucking lame dream. I also dreamed I was watching sportscenter and the big news was that Lincecum cut his hair.

[Jrecee]

I dreamt that I was on a miniature train track (like the ones at the mall or fair) and was tied to a flat mine cart. There were flames everywhere, and my legs were being driven into a flaming oven like the ones at quiznos.

[Jrecee]

Last night I dreamt that there was a guy in my (old) house. He was a diver. He would dive in flooded houses and collect things. But our house wasn't flooded. We were kind of scared of him and he had somehow convinced everyone that he could be there. Then some dude next to me said lets pray. And I'm like, I don't care if this diver prays, I'm not praying. Even if it makes him mad. And then he disappeared and I was looking around for him, and saw that he was crawling around behind the tv as if he was diving. And then I woke up. But I was still sort of in the dream, so I'm like "get the fuck out of my house".

[Hobie-wan]

In between snoozes this morning I dreamed that I was in a public restroom peeing into a (desk sized) trashcan in a corner that had been carefully lined with newsprint to keep from making a mess. I'm not sure if the stalls were full or what. When I was done, some guy that was at the sinks said "Oh, that's how you do it." I then took the trash can outside to a dumpster to empty it out and about then my alarm went off and I hit snooze again. When I went back into the dream I was still standing next to the dumpster, but I was now fiddling with some dirty Legos that I needed to clean.

I did drink a lot of liquid before bed, so that part makes sense. I dunno about the rest though.

[s1mplehumar]

I did drink a lot of liquid before bed, so that part makes sense. I dunno about the rest though.

Craziness.

I drink like an African elephant myself. I'm up sometimes twice in the A.M. emptying my bladder. It doesn't help that I literally drink between 1-2 gallons of water a day.

[Jrecee]

I did drink a lot of liquid before bed, so that part makes sense. I dunno about the rest though.

Craziness.

I drink like an African elephant myself. I'm up sometimes twice in the A.M. emptying my bladder. It doesn't help that I literally drink between 1-2 gallons of water a day.

If an elephant and a camel had a baby, you would be their offspring. Because of the way genetics works. (you drink a lot and so do those animals).

That wouldn't really be possible though since those animals can't mate. Cuz of genetics. But if they could they'd have a baby that drank a lot of water. And you'd be the baby.

[elmagicochrisg]

I did drink a lot of liquid before bed, so that part makes sense. I dunno about the rest though.

Craziness.

I drink like an African elephant myself. I'm up sometimes twice in the A.M. emptying my bladder. It doesn't help that I literally drink between 1-2 gallons of water a day.

If an elephant and a camel had a baby, you would be their offspring. Because of the way genetics works. (you drink a lot and so do those animals).

That wouldn't really be possible though since those animals can't mate. Cuz of genetics. But if they could they'd have a baby that drank a lot of water. And you'd be the baby.

You can't argue with logic...

[brunoafh]

It doesn't help that I literally drink between 1-2 gallons of water a day.

Damn, that's a lot. Do you have access to clean tap water? The tap water in the town I live in has chemicals in it so I have to buy spring water. Drinking 1-2 gallons a day would be so expensive for me.