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A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password ... something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in ......

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His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

**** PASSWORD REJECTED, NOT LONG ENOUGH **** :mrgreen:
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dgamemuster wrote:A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password ... something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in ......

P ....

E ....

N ....

I ...

S ....


His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

**** PASSWORD REJECTED, NOT LONG ENOUGH **** :mrgreen:
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Why isn't sexting more popular in Alabama?

Because goats don't carry cell phones.
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What did Forrest Gump say to the triangle?

But Lt. Hypotenuse, you ain't got no legs! :lol:
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Wow so terrible its great
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dgamemuster wrote:Image
I was trying to hold back a laugh so I wouldn't wake up my roommate. I only slightly succeeded. :lol:
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a pirate walks into a bar, sits up at the barstool and orders a whisky and soda. the bartender pours the drink, gives it to the pirate, and notices the pirate has a certain peculiarity about the way he's sitting.

about five minutes later he notices a steering wheel sticking partially out of the front of the pirate's pants.

the bartender can't keep it to himself anymore and says, "look buddy, i hate to ask, but is that a steering wheel you've got shoved down your pants?"

the pirate replies with a simple nod and a bit of a piratey grumble, before sipping his drink.

the bartender, genuinely curious, asks as he cleans a glass, "so..uh.. isn't that kinda uncomfortable?"

the pirate replies, "arr, it's drivin' me nuts."
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