What Made you Smile/What Ticked you off Today?

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fastbilly1 wrote:
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fastbilly1 wrote:your house inside a gated community, inside a gated community, my opinion of you goes down greatly.

Meta-gated community? Like to keep the upper-middle class folks out of your upper class community?

He recently bought several Home Defense Shotguns aswell, to protect his family from those Upper Middle Class Hooligans. I wish I was making this up.

popo wrote:I like that he needs multiple shotguns.

Lousy, no-good, upper-middle class riffraff might start trouble with their panera bread lunches and their filthy toyota corollas with only one previous owner.
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samsonlonghair wrote:Lousy, no-good, upper-middle class riffraff might start trouble with their panera bread lunches and their filthy toyota corollas with only one previous owner.

And here I am, in one of the statistically most dangerous and impoverished towns in the state, with just a single shotgun, a home alarm system, and a geriatric beagle. I need to step up my game. At the very least, I should have two flamethrowers, a cat-of-nine-tails, and .50 caliber revolver.
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samsonlonghair wrote:Lousy, no-good, upper-middle class riffraff might start trouble

Never know with those types, I hear they pack chainsaws.
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ElkinFencer10 wrote:What do you mean "Ra"? I'll probably feel like an idiot when you tell me, but for the moment, I'm a bit clueless. I assume you're not referring to the Egyptian sun god. :lol:

Didnt one of your students answer a multiple choice question saying you were the Egyptian creator god?
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ElkinFencer10 wrote:What do you mean "Ra"? I'll probably feel like an idiot when you tell me, but for the moment, I'm a bit clueless. I assume you're not referring to the Egyptian sun god. :lol:

Didnt one of your students answer a multiple choice question saying you were the Egyptian creator god?

Oh shit, you DID mean the Egyptian sun god! No, there was one question where I asked what the Egyptian creator-god was named and had myself as an answer choice (which one student picked), but you were pretty close. I also asked once who wrote The Iliad and the Odyssey, and I had two students pick "Mr. Deck" for that multiple choice question, too.
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ElkinFencer10 wrote:
samsonlonghair wrote:Lousy, no-good, upper-middle class riffraff might start trouble with their panera bread lunches and their filthy toyota corollas with only one previous owner.

And here I am, in one of the statistically most dangerous and impoverished towns in the state, with just a single shotgun, a home alarm system, and a geriatric beagle. I need to step up my game. At the very least, I should have two flamethrowers, a cat-of-nine-tails, and .50 caliber revolver.

Everyone needs a cat-of-nine-tails. Just not for home defense.
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fastbilly1 wrote:
ElkinFencer10 wrote:What do you mean "Ra"? I'll probably feel like an idiot when you tell me, but for the moment, I'm a bit clueless. I assume you're not referring to the Egyptian sun god. :lol:

Didnt one of your students answer a multiple choice question saying you were the Egyptian creator god?

Oh, speaking of funny shit that my students say, though, I had a GREAT one day before yesterday. One of the girls in class has a septum piercing, and one of the guys was complimenting her on it and MEANT to ask "Did it hurt to get your septum pierced?" What he actually said was....

Did it hurt to get your cervix pierced?


Like half the girls in the class snap their heads around and look at him with abject horror. It was hilarious. I immediately burst out laughing; I just couldn't help it. He knew what he meant to ask, but couldn't quite remember what it was called. :lol:
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MrPopo wrote:
ElkinFencer10 wrote:
samsonlonghair wrote:Lousy, no-good, upper-middle class riffraff might start trouble with their panera bread lunches and their filthy toyota corollas with only one previous owner.

And here I am, in one of the statistically most dangerous and impoverished towns in the state, with just a single shotgun, a home alarm system, and a geriatric beagle. I need to step up my game. At the very least, I should have two flamethrowers, a cat-of-nine-tails, and .50 caliber revolver.

Everyone needs a cat-of-nine-tails. Just not for home defense.

"home defense"
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ElkinFencer10 wrote:
Did it hurt to get your cervix pierced?


Like half the girls in the class snap their heads around and look at him with abject horror. It was hilarious. I immediately burst out laughing; I just couldn't help it. He knew what he meant to ask, but couldn't quite remember what it was called. :lol:

That sounds like the reaction I have whenever I hear about the various penile piercings. A guy I played WoW with used to have a Jacob's Ladder that set off the metal detector at the airport. That made for fun times when he had to go in the private room to show why he was setting off the metal detector.
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MrPopo wrote:
ElkinFencer10 wrote:
Did it hurt to get your cervix pierced?


Like half the girls in the class snap their heads around and look at him with abject horror. It was hilarious. I immediately burst out laughing; I just couldn't help it. He knew what he meant to ask, but couldn't quite remember what it was called. :lol:

That sounds like the reaction I have whenever I hear about the various penile piercings. A guy I played WoW with used to have a Jacob's Ladder that set off the metal detector at the airport. That made for fun times when he had to go in the private room to show why he was setting off the metal detector.


Yeah, Jacob's Ladder is a pretty incredible movie. I hope the TSA enjoyed your friend's copy, but I really wonder why his DVD would set off the metal detector.
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