RyaNtheSlayA wrote: I'm also getting a ferret.
Are you secretly a lesbian going to art school? Kidding. Pets rule.
Frown: The shit went down at Bible study. Who else can say that?
So in the book of Matthew God shows up in the form of a cloud and scolds Peter and tells him to listen to Jesus. This goes back to Jesus having authority over everyone and everything. This led a member of our group to say "Jesus, not some Pope. These Catholics don't get that Jesus has authority and not the Pope".
People in the South, at least everyone I've ever met in NC knows dick about Catholicism and says dumb things about the religion all the time. It's infuriating. So, I had to drop some knowledge, and all I said was "That's not how all Catholics think".
Those words set this guy off. "Well Luke, since apparently you know all about Catholicism maybe enlighten me". In a very nasty tone at that.
I replied that you can't lump all Catholics together, to which he said "Why not?".
Smile: My boy Elton jumped in and said, "That's like saying all black people like watermelon. I'm black, hate watermelon. Gives me diarrhea. You got your Irish Catholics, Roman Catholics Liberal Catholics, Devout Catholics, just like how not all Baptists are Bible thumpers".
Frown: I jumped back in, "Exactly. Most Catholics believe the Pope is fallible, born with sin, and just a man. He speaks to God, but God doesn't always respond. He's more of a physical representation of faith".
At this point the dude grabbed his Bible and said "You are missing the point that the Pope has no authority".
-"Never said he did"
"Listen! God spoke to us and to obey Jesus and not some Pope"
At this point I felt like I was being attacked for defending a religion that worships the same God as his religion, which is nuts. And then he attacked me a bit with "Your Bible doesn't even have a crease in it. This is a Bible study, so you need to read more of it".
FYI: I spent four semesters studying the Bible in undergrad. Two semesters on the old testament, two semesters on the new testament. If I'm correct, besides other countless silly things, there was never an Exodus, no one really knows who wrote Hebrews, and God spoke to man in the form of a bush on fire, a cloud, and a DONKEY.
Not kidding. Not only does God speak via Donkey, the words: "Balaam has notice of God's displeasure by the ass" is a passage in the Bible.
The guy picks up his Bible, and actually thumps it while saying "If you don't believe this, word for word, you don't need to be here".
So I left.
I consult for his business, or maybe at least I did.
Anytime faith helps someone, I'm all for it. But yeah, if you want me to take a super old book that has been manipulated and edited for over two thousand years...nope.