What Made you Smile/What Ticked you off Today?

[Luke]

Complain all you need to Forlorn, and we'll at least provide advice. Because if you think being in the SHU would be a life improvement, you need to find a better spot in your life.

Also accept the fact that life can kick your balls, and life can kick your face, life can kick your balls into outer space. Try to change your perspecive. Be Odie, not Garfield.

[BoneSnapDeez]

Why do I have to stop always thinking I'm a victim? We have a political party dedicated to it, but they don't cater to me, so I have to do it myself.

Hey man don't bring the Whigs into this.

[prfsnl_gmr]

Why do I have to stop always thinking I'm a victim? We have a political party dedicated to it, but they don't cater to me, so I have to do it myself.

Hey man don't bring the Whigs into this.

[Opa Opa]

Sounds like you got life figured out, then.

He's got quite a way to go. I saw zero mention of a trip to New York.

[Ack]

Sounds like you got life figured out, then.

He's got quite a way to go. I saw zero mention of a trip to New York.

It's cool, just get him a Baja Blast™ and let him lift a water heater, and suddenly all of life will make sense.

I used to be a 98 lb. weakling with no job, no education, no prospects, and no girlfriend. That all turned around the first time I got my hands on some cool, crisp, and refreshing Mountain Dew© Baja Blast™. Once I drank down that Baja Blast™, I suddenly felt I could Do the Dew®. I power lifted the first water heater I could find and suddenly gained 100 lbs of pure muscle. A university president drove to my house and tossed a diploma in my window, and job offers suddenly rained from the sky. I mean that literally, guys were throwing letters with job offers from a helicopter over my house. When I stepped outside to accept my current position, women were lined up around the block to date me. So I took my new education, my new job, and my new girlfriend and began to live life to the fullest.

Thank you, Mountain Dew© Baja Blast™ for making me the man I am today. I'm thinking I may even move to New York and make a career as a filmmaker producing musicals. It's gonna be a blast.

Do the Dew®!

[prfsnl_gmr]

That's great and all, but did you ever get that hoodie out of storage?

[Ack]

That's great and all, but did you ever get that hoodie out of storage?

You know it! I live my life like a Genetic Opera. Just call me...REPU!

[fastbilly1]

Do the Dew®!

This is a Surge house son.

[BoringSupreez]

Do the Dew®!

This is a Surge house son.

You live in The House of the Dead?

[mjmjr25]

Wow, Ack. I had a similar experience. But things went downhill the first day of my new job as a farm equipment custodial technician. I rode my bike, it's a Huffy. Not the cheap ones from today, but a 1992 model. I ride a girls model. I care more about performance than apperance and they are just easier to get on. When I got there after a 3-hour uphill ride I was told they didn't have enough work for me so I headed home. There's a great 99-cent store where everything is $7 between here and my uncle's grand-daughter's adopted stepsister's house where I stay. It's on a different road though which is also uphill.

When I got there they were having a b5b2g1TO (that's a buy 5, then buy 2, get 1 10% Off) sale, so obviously I was stoked. I know i'll be getting a ton of hours next week (my boss said that would probably be a possibility of maybe happening) so I loaded up on some classic horror films (Nightmare on The EL at the 21 Hop Street Massacre and others). I spent $87.44, but it would have been $87.91 without the promotion, so I feel good about it. I bought a bunch of baking goods too from there.

When I got home (I forgot I had rode my bike, so I walked home) I was tired. I decided to make some Zuchini, liver, clam and cocoa brownies. They weren't very good - not that I would know. My uncle's grand-daughter's adopted stepsister's neighbor's kid was over (You remember him) and he ate them all before I could even try it. Then my uncle's grand-daughter's adopted stepsister's cousin's masseuse (who stays in the cellar) asked me to do the dishes from the brownies I made. I said no way. I didn't even get to try one. Am I the only normal person around here?