February is over, so back to my more typical output:
Robo Vampire
A Robocop wannabe is sent on a mission to rescue an undercover agent who's been taken hostage. He never achieves his mission. But he does blow up a lot of drug dealers, hopping zombies, and a guy in a gorilla mask who shoots sparklers out of his robes.
Yeah, this thing is pretty awful. But it's hysterical in it's horrible-ness, because of how absolutely ridiculous most of it is. The Robo-Dude looks like a cheap attempt at a Shredder costume, the "vampires" are zombies that spend their time hopping around (unless it suites them to do otherwise or they just feel like doing a backflip), there's a ghost witch who sporadically pops up wearing a see-through dress (granted, some of you may actually like this), and all of that is sandwiched between gorilla warfare and a lot of inept drug dealers. The whole thing is a mess. But it's a mess in the same way a train wreck is a mess. You know it's terrible, but you just can't look away because you just
KNOW it's going to get worse. And it does. It's that kind of film.