marurun wrote:Please do not incorporate fruit into your sex life. It can only lead to yeast infections.
C'mon, now, you've never heard that idiom? You're not that much older than me and I definitely have heard "fucks with X" to express desire towards something or someone. Pretty sure it was fairly common in the 90s.
Also, there's a world of difference between the orange buckets of sherbet and a proper sorbet. I can't do the former anymore. While I loved it as a kid, ever since, I dunno, my early 20s or so, I've recognized the fake taste it has. But a proper raspberry sorbet or gelato al limone is still my go to.
Or to put it into popular parlance, "I don't fuck with orange sherbet in a bucket anymore."