What Made you Smile/What Ticked you off Today?

[TSTR]

My guy was Anderson Springfield.

[Luke]

Full names Jp1, not just first names

[jp1]

Full names Jp1, not just first names

Ahhh, I see. I was just pointing out that single syllable names tend to be some of the most common names, thus containing (by it's very nature) more assholes.

Full names, I don't know. I'm not good with full names, my memory isn't what it used to be.

@Hobie, the guy really had a first name of Johnson? That had to be rough growing up.

[BoneSnapDeez]

I know a guy named Rod Johnson.

[jp1]

His parents must have had a sense of humor. They should have went the whole nine and made his middle name Long.

I know it isn't fair, but just based on his name alone I picture a guy with a spiked mullet and a dirty tank top.

[BoneSnapDeez]

I've always said I hope his middle name is Richard so he can be Rod Dick Johnson.

He's about 67 years old or so and an excellent contractor. Did tons of work on the house I used to live in and he's going to replace my front steps here.

He'll be over here in a couple weeks. I'll inquire about the middle name.

He wrote a book (his first) last year and at the end of the author bio it says "This is the first attempt at writing." Always makes me crack up.

[jp1]

Sounds like an interesting guy. Please report back on the middle name, inquiring minds want to know.

[Forlorn Drifter]

Got cable and internet again, so I can do homework and watch TV this weekend, which will help a lot. Now, for what the hell to do with the rest of the time I have now...

[samsonlonghair]

I know a guy with two last names: Linwood Clayton. He's a character.

[Golgo 14]

My ten-year reunion is this Saturday, but I'm still feeling under the weather. Still trying to figure out whether or not to go.

I mean, I was teased and tormented in high school and made it seem like I was better than them. And most of them have moved out and I'm still technically living with (one of) my parents. It'd be one thing if I'd already moved to NYC and was at least working on my first feature film, but knowing I've essentially done nothing in ten years (aside from moving to Florida and working at Walt Disney World while also homeless) makes showing my face to people I've prided myself on being superior to and saying I've essentially floated through life.

A definite pass.