Do you believe in god?

[sevin0seven]

You'd be surprised how many Christian forums still have the name "Jesus" unregistered.

it's not really surprising. Christians doesn't want to take "Jesus" name in vain.

[jeffro11]

Just had a look at landoverbaptist...

When they don't like someones question, or view on something. They resort to attacks, instantly.

Pathetic.

[dlmvii]

OK, just to be clear here - Landover baptist is all a joke. All of the active posters are trolls.
They are just REALLY, REALLY good at it

[MrPopo]

You'd be surprised how many Christian forums still have the name "Jesus" unregistered.

it's not really surprising. Christians doesn't want to take "Jesus" name in vain.

Unless they're Catholics in the Latin countries.

[vash23n]

Just checked out that landoverbaptist site - wow! It's got to be fake, how else could it be so hilarious. My favorite quote so far:

GLORY! Did Christ talk like a pirate doing His earthly ministry? NO! Christ didn't say "Ah ho me ladies, why did me skipper the Lawrd forsaken me and leave me hard aground on this thar' reef" while He hung on the cross with a parrot on His shoulder? NO! Christ spoke perfect English just LIKE ANY OTHER AMERICAN OF THE TIME!!!

Christ spoke perfect English like any other American of the time? Ssssooo, like a Native American? Wait, they didn't speak English either at that point, right?

Again, another group of God mockers like the PAGANS PRE-STEALING OUR HOLIDAYS!!! Book burning is the reason for the season. Not running around in a frilly shirt and acting strange.

Pre-stealing, that's right. Someone countered some argument with a "this happened first, though" counter-argument. So pre-stealing is the reason. So hilarious!

[Jrecee]

As far as landover baptist is concerned. . . every stereotype has to come from somewhere right?

[Limewater]

As far as landover baptist is concerned. . . every stereotype has to come from somewhere right?

For a work of parody, you folks are taking Landover Baptist Church pretty seriously.

[Jrecee]

I'm not taking it seriously at all. I just find it funny that a lot of the empty arguments they use as humor are actual arguments used in a serious manner by religious extremists.

[Limewater]

I'm not taking it seriously at all. I just find it funny that a lot of the empty arguments they use as humor are actual arguments used in a serious manner by religious extremists.

We must hang out with different religious extremists.

[Hatta]

I'm not taking it seriously at all. I just find it funny that a lot of the empty arguments they use as humor are actual arguments used in a serious manner by religious extremists.

This is Poe's law in action:

Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing.