Break Up Story
- Pullmyfinger
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I'm waiting to see this turn into a weekly web show.
Atari 2600 (AV mod), NES, SNES (region switch for PAL), Virtual Boy, Gamecube, Wii (D2CKey), PSX (Stealth V), PS2 (independence exploit w/ 160 GB HDD), Goldstar 3DO, Philips CD-i, Dreamcast, Saturn (racketboy's chip), Sega Genesis 2 + CD2 + 32X + Power Base Converter, Game Gear.
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peace4myheart
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WHY GAMES ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN!!!
Women b*tch at you or give you crap when you do something wrong. Games give you a reset button if something goes wrong.
Women always demand your attention. Games will be just fine by themself.
Women are overly jealous if you look at another woman. Games don't care if you look at another game, let alone play it.
Women may cheat on you. Games will be with you for life...unless you whore them out to your friends, you naughty boy.
Women are high maintainance (many, but not all). Games are low maintenance.
Women cares about their men's looks and supposedly their personality. Games accept everyone, no matter what he/she looks like.
Women do not always leave you satisfied. Games do.
Women b*tch at you or give you crap when you do something wrong. Games give you a reset button if something goes wrong.
Women always demand your attention. Games will be just fine by themself.
Women are overly jealous if you look at another woman. Games don't care if you look at another game, let alone play it.
Women may cheat on you. Games will be with you for life...unless you whore them out to your friends, you naughty boy.
Women are high maintainance (many, but not all). Games are low maintenance.
Women cares about their men's looks and supposedly their personality. Games accept everyone, no matter what he/she looks like.
Women do not always leave you satisfied. Games do.
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Gamerforlife
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I just have to say, that sounds like the perfect woman. Lucky dogFlak Beard wrote:It's true. I had way less time to play games when I was trying to go out and meet women, but now that I plan to get married, I have plenty of time. You just have to find the right girl who is accepting (or even into) your hobbies. My fiancee is also a very stay at home kind of person who enjoys watching a lot of indy movies and reading. We go out on weekends, but during the week we both work and then just relax at home doing what we like.ott0bot wrote:No way! You just need to find someone who is cool with or will share your same habits. This goes for pretty much everything...food, movies, music, games, etc. I have less time to play games than when I was single, but hanging out with someone who is fun and shares your interests is betten than video games....yes I said BETTER!! Substituting games for women is kinda sad....but that's why there are games like Leisure Suit Larry(or worse). I've made my choice, you know where to download yours.
On another note, I now want to try Chaos Field.
- lordofduct
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Games always leave you satisfied? Have you played an Atari 2600 even once in your life?peace4myheart wrote:WHY GAMES ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN!!!
Women b*tch at you or give you crap when you do something wrong. Games give you a reset button if something goes wrong.
Women always demand your attention. Games will be just fine by themself.
Women are overly jealous if you look at another woman. Games don't care if you look at another game, let alone play it.
Women may cheat on you. Games will be with you for life...unless you whore them out to your friends, you naughty boy.
Women are high maintainance (many, but not all). Games are low maintenance.
Women cares about their men's looks and supposedly their personality. Games accept everyone, no matter what he/she looks like.
Women do not always leave you satisfied. Games do.
Atari 2600 (AV mod), NES, SNES (region switch for PAL), Virtual Boy, Gamecube, Wii (D2CKey), PSX (Stealth V), PS2 (independence exploit w/ 160 GB HDD), Goldstar 3DO, Philips CD-i, Dreamcast, Saturn (racketboy's chip), Sega Genesis 2 + CD2 + 32X + Power Base Converter, Game Gear.
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peace4myheart
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