Finishing a Game on the Can?

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flojocabron wrote:
foxhound1022 wrote:Umm... I don't know what you're doing Flojo, but I don't get poo on my handheld. On a related note, I recently finished Double Dragon Advance while takin' the Browns to the Super Bowl. My micro is usually with me 70% of the time.
what I meant was dont confuse which hand has the TP and which has the handheld. :oops:
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I beat the final boss of Links Awakening whilst taking a shit. I then sat there for a good 10-15 minutes, watching the final cutscene. It was actually quite peaceful. The intensity of taking a dump, followed by the calm denouement. Real life can totally fit in with video games.
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scarper wrote:I beat the final boss of Links Awakening whilst taking a shit. I then sat there for a good 10-15 minutes, watching the final cutscene. It was actually quite peaceful. The intensity of taking a dump, followed by the calm denouement. Real life can totally fit in with video games.
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I tried playing a game on the pot once or twice, but I didn't like it. I'm too quick for it to be worth it, and I was constantly paranoid about dropping the system in. I do sometimes read the manuals there, though.
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I agree on the manuals and maybe some Half Min Hero if I was to play.
As you get older quick shits are not recommended. :D
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The first time I finished Final Fantasy VII, I came down with some pretty bad bowel movements. These were scarcely voluntary. I watched the ending of the game, hoping and pleading for a quick resolution. No such luck - FMV of varying quality continued on and on.

In the end, I waddled about the house collecting mirrors. I used these mirrors to reflect the image from the TV in my bedroom across the house, down the hall, and into the bathroom where I found solace.

To my dismay, it was not even that good of an ending.
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Flake wrote:The first time I finished Final Fantasy VII, I came down with some pretty bad bowel movements. These were scarcely voluntary. I watched the ending of the game, hoping and pleading for a quick resolution. No such luck - FMV of varying quality continued on and on.

In the end, I waddled about the house collecting mirrors. I used these mirrors to reflect the image from the TV in my bedroom across the house, down the hall, and into the bathroom where I found solace.

To my dismay, it was not even that good of an ending.
That sounds amazing!
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I am so glad i have portable screens for my ps1,gamecube and xbox cause there is no way i could ever pull off the mirror trick with my bathroom.
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I hope I dont have to poop at work,I usually eat salads to play it safe.
But today was low on cash and had to do BK close call....(1 Urinal & 1 Stall=Awkward)
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I've never had a need to play games or read on the can. Get more leafy greens in your diet and prepare to be amazed! :D
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First of all: :lol: :lol: This thread is amazing.

Second:
Flake wrote:The first time I finished Final Fantasy VII, I came down with some pretty bad bowel movements. These were scarcely voluntary. I watched the ending of the game, hoping and pleading for a quick resolution. No such luck - FMV of varying quality continued on and on.

In the end, I waddled about the house collecting mirrors. I used these mirrors to reflect the image from the TV in my bedroom across the house, down the hall, and into the bathroom where I found solace.
So I must know: did you get this idea from the Spirit Temple in Ocarina of Time? Because guess what I'll be thinking of next time I play through that game. :lol:

Either way, that's pretty brilliant. Thanks for sharing.
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