flojocabron wrote:what I meant was dont confuse which hand has the TP and which has the handheld.foxhound1022 wrote:Umm... I don't know what you're doing Flojo, but I don't get poo on my handheld. On a related note, I recently finished Double Dragon Advance while takin' the Browns to the Super Bowl. My micro is usually with me 70% of the time.
Finishing a Game on the Can?
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I beat the final boss of Links Awakening whilst taking a shit. I then sat there for a good 10-15 minutes, watching the final cutscene. It was actually quite peaceful. The intensity of taking a dump, followed by the calm denouement. Real life can totally fit in with video games.
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scarper wrote:I beat the final boss of Links Awakening whilst taking a shit. I then sat there for a good 10-15 minutes, watching the final cutscene. It was actually quite peaceful. The intensity of taking a dump, followed by the calm denouement. Real life can totally fit in with video games.

I tried playing a game on the pot once or twice, but I didn't like it. I'm too quick for it to be worth it, and I was constantly paranoid about dropping the system in. I do sometimes read the manuals there, though.
prfsnl_gmr wrote:There is nothing feigned about it. What I wrote is a display of actual moral superiority.
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I agree on the manuals and maybe some Half Min Hero if I was to play.
As you get older quick shits are not recommended.
As you get older quick shits are not recommended.
If you can see the future while remembering the past, you may just have control of the present.
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The first time I finished Final Fantasy VII, I came down with some pretty bad bowel movements. These were scarcely voluntary. I watched the ending of the game, hoping and pleading for a quick resolution. No such luck - FMV of varying quality continued on and on.
In the end, I waddled about the house collecting mirrors. I used these mirrors to reflect the image from the TV in my bedroom across the house, down the hall, and into the bathroom where I found solace.
To my dismay, it was not even that good of an ending.
In the end, I waddled about the house collecting mirrors. I used these mirrors to reflect the image from the TV in my bedroom across the house, down the hall, and into the bathroom where I found solace.
To my dismay, it was not even that good of an ending.
Maybe now Nintendo will acknowledge Metroid has a fanbase?
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That sounds amazing!Flake wrote:The first time I finished Final Fantasy VII, I came down with some pretty bad bowel movements. These were scarcely voluntary. I watched the ending of the game, hoping and pleading for a quick resolution. No such luck - FMV of varying quality continued on and on.
In the end, I waddled about the house collecting mirrors. I used these mirrors to reflect the image from the TV in my bedroom across the house, down the hall, and into the bathroom where I found solace.
To my dismay, it was not even that good of an ending.
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I am so glad i have portable screens for my ps1,gamecube and xbox cause there is no way i could ever pull off the mirror trick with my bathroom.
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I hope I dont have to poop at work,I usually eat salads to play it safe.
But today was low on cash and had to do BK close call....(1 Urinal & 1 Stall=Awkward)
But today was low on cash and had to do BK close call....(1 Urinal & 1 Stall=Awkward)
If you can see the future while remembering the past, you may just have control of the present.
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I've never had a need to play games or read on the can. Get more leafy greens in your diet and prepare to be amazed! 
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First of all:
This thread is amazing.
Second:

Either way, that's pretty brilliant. Thanks for sharing.
Second:
So I must know: did you get this idea from the Spirit Temple in Ocarina of Time? Because guess what I'll be thinking of next time I play through that game.Flake wrote:The first time I finished Final Fantasy VII, I came down with some pretty bad bowel movements. These were scarcely voluntary. I watched the ending of the game, hoping and pleading for a quick resolution. No such luck - FMV of varying quality continued on and on.
In the end, I waddled about the house collecting mirrors. I used these mirrors to reflect the image from the TV in my bedroom across the house, down the hall, and into the bathroom where I found solace.
Either way, that's pretty brilliant. Thanks for sharing.