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Re: I am a drunken vixen who loves to bake kangaroos

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:22 pm
by BoringSupreez
s1mplehumar wrote:
sevin0seven wrote:i'm a punctual sexybitch who loves to shrink monster cocks.

..... :|


:lol:

Sure, I'll bite.

I'm a beautiful sausage link who loves to corrupt lesbians. :shock:

Maybe not tell your wife?

Re: I am a drunken vixen who loves to bake kangaroos

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:28 pm
by s1mplehumar
BoringSupreez wrote:
s1mplehumar wrote:
sevin0seven wrote:i'm a punctual sexybitch who loves to shrink monster cocks.

..... :|


:lol:

Sure, I'll bite.

I'm a beautiful sausage link who loves to corrupt lesbians. :shock:

Maybe not tell your wife?


Precisely.

Re: I am a drunken vixen who loves to bake kangaroos

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:44 pm
by Bradtemple87
arnold_the_bartender wrote:I am a caged sex god who loves to discover dinosaurs. Whoooooooo


Wow this picked up quick and Jesse I think you definitely got one of the best ones so far. :lol:

Its internet humor guys, ease up. This is maybe a tenth as bad as what conversations get going sometimes on Neo-geo

Re: I am a drunken vixen who loves to bake kangaroos

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:28 pm
by CFFJR
I am a cock heavy stompslut who loves to fatten Mexico.

Huh, how about that.

Re: I am a drunken vixen who loves to bake kangaroos

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:38 pm
by FiftyDollarCurse
I am a tiny cab driver who loves to lick Bill Cosby.

Might make an interesting sitcom. Hope you're listening NBC...

Re: I am a drunken vixen who loves to bake kangaroos

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:59 pm
by pepharytheworm
Mine's not even sexual.

I am a hot dragon who loves to philosphy with tigers.

Re: I am a drunken vixen who loves to bake kangaroos

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 8:09 pm
by KDub
I'm a diseased Nintendo 64 who likes to megaF**K hookers.

Re: I am a drunken vixen who loves to bake kangaroos

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:01 pm
by GSZX1337
KDub wrote:I'm a diseased Nintendo 64 who likes to megaF**K hookers.

So that's what the middle handle's for. :P

Re: I am a drunken vixen who loves to bake kangaroos

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:04 pm
by GameMasterGuy
I am a delicious Nintendo 64 who loves to infiltrate dragons... what.

Re: I am a drunken vixen who loves to bake kangaroos

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:30 pm
by RyaNtheSlayA
I'm a beautiful ringtail fucker who likes to devour hookers.