OK, here we go...

[aaron]

the absolute best thing to do is give the outward appearance of not giving a shit at all, but devoting yourself to pleasing the fairer sex without ever expecting anything in return.

imo, anyway.

also, don't masturbate too much, if at all. it just doesn't end well. seriously.

[RyaNtheSlayA]

the absolute best thing to do is give the outward appearance of not giving a shit at all, but devoting yourself to pleasing the fairer sex without ever expecting anything in return.

imo, anyway.

also, don't masturbate too much, if at all. it just doesn't end well. seriously.

What?

[ninjainspandex]

the absolute best thing to do is give the outward appearance of not giving a shit at all, but devoting yourself to pleasing the fairer sex without ever expecting anything in return.

imo, anyway.

also, don't masturbate too much, if at all. it just doesn't end well. seriously.

thats strange whenever i masturbate it always ends well you must be doing it wrong

[aaron]

chronic masturbation/porn viewing can lead to unrealistic expectations in interactions with women. obviously this does not hold true for everyone, but if someone is having an awkward time with talking to ladies, chronic masturbation can really on exacerbate the problem.

[lwcook]

chronic masturbation/porn viewing can lead to unrealistic expectations in interactions with women. obviously this does not hold true for everyone, but if someone is having an awkward time with talking to ladies, chronic masturbation can really on exacerbate the problem.

The key to life is moderation.

[ninjainspandex]

chronic masturbation/porn viewing can lead to unrealistic expectations in interactions with women. obviously this does not hold true for everyone, but if someone is having an awkward time with talking to ladies, chronic masturbation can really on exacerbate the problem.

ummm i think your taking the effect and making it the cause here lol

[pakopako]

Dammit December. Just... dammit.

Sigh.

lwcook has the right idea -- life isn't as hard if you relax. Not saying to become a bump on a log, because at that point you're comatose, but through relaxation, your mind will automatically focus on the best way on how to deal with your problems. Usually one at a time in an order it deems is not going to kill you. (Whereas had you tried to tackle your issues while anxious, you'd probably mis-time something and fall into a sewer.)

[gtmtnbiker]

I've come to terms with the harsh reality that I'm a hopeless case.
But life goes on, and it's still worth it.
You make the best of things and enjoy the freedom of being single. It's a somewhat lonely way of life (although you still have family and/or friends), but not so terrible once you stop caring about what society expects of you (or what you expect from society).

Now why do you think you're a hopeless case? There is at least some people out there who will be interested in you. I've seen people of all type get attracted to others: attractive, ugly, skinny, fat, short, tall, etc.

I think you do have to put some effort into trying to meet others. That is, maintain your appearance/hygiene, don't be shy in talking with the opposite sex, etc.

If you're a guy, I think the odds of finding a partner increases as you get older since you have a wider group of women to choose from.

[ninjainspandex]

I've come to terms with the harsh reality that I'm a hopeless case.
But life goes on, and it's still worth it.
You make the best of things and enjoy the freedom of being single. It's a somewhat lonely way of life (although you still have family and/or friends), but not so terrible once you stop caring about what society expects of you (or what you expect from society).

Now why do you think you're a hopeless case? There is at least some people out there who will be interested in you. I've seen people of all type get attracted to others: attractive, ugly, skinny, fat, short, tall, etc.

I think you do have to put some effort into trying to meet others. That is, maintain your appearance/hygiene, don't be shy in talking with the opposite sex, etc.

If you're a guy, I think the odds of finding a partner increases as you get older since you have a wider group of women to choose from.

also women get more desperate the closer they get to 40 as their childbearing days number so you have that going for you >.<

[neilencio]

First thing you gotta do to improve your chances with women is take off the glasses, then rip the sleeves out of your shirt. Messing your hair also helps, especially if there's a fistpumping song blaring in the background.

The success rate is increased significantly if you have a token gay friend walking you through the makeover process.

Just make sure you avoid the head jock, he doesn't play fair. At all.