Live with your soul.

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[lisalover1]

[alexis524]

While at work, or at school, or anywhere at all, just do whatever the hell makes your spirit feel right. Life needs no meaning.

[samsonlonghair]

You know, one tropical bird can't fill a thread with lame puns, but toucan.

[Luke]

This thread is dumb and without a purpose.

But:

Confucius say man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Confucius say baseball all wrong; man with four balls can't walk.

[samsonlonghair]

Confucius say, "man who east crackers in bed has crummy wife."

[pakopako]

Choose Life

What if that's not one of the choices?

[Original_Name]

One's soul is only a piece of the universe -- to follow it alone is to blindly submit to selfishness. One must seek to harmonize oneself with the spirit of the universe in its entirety, and become a microcosm of its beauty.

[Luke]

One's soul is only a piece of the universe -

But what if you don't own a Kia?

There's a good "I sold my soul to the devil...don't worry, it was only my kia soul" joke in there.

[Ack]

Confucius say virginity like bubble. It take one prick to pop.

Confucius say it take many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it.