Flake wrote:Nintendo and Sony are finally going to drop the pretense. A mutual yearning that began back in the 16 bit days has awaited E3 this year and you'd better believe that things are about to change.
Freed from their obligations to hide themselves from a world that doesn't understand, a torrid love affair will ensue. Year upon year of repressed sexuality and lust will be undone in a few moments of unrestrained passion, the fires of that love to be re-stoked constantly until both collapse in a sweaty, exhausted pile of satisfaction. Once their animalistic lusts have been satiated, a new era will begin for the two. Things will be awkward at first - the fans and the families might not understand. But from now on the two will find strength - in each other.
Microsoft will play with itself.
So, do you think they'll at least let Microsoft watch?
Or will this be an "all alone with tears for lubricant" kind of thing?
GameSack wrote:That's right, only Sega had the skill to make a proper Nintendo game.
Jrecee wrote:No new Jak and Daxter game will be announced. Afuckinggain.
Ain't that the sad truth...
I wish Naughty Dog would do two series at once like Insomniac does (Ratchet and Clank and Resistance.) I like Uncharted and all, but I still like Jak and Daxter a lot too. I wish they would at least give us a Jak collection for PS3, if not a new game. At least it wasn't ruined beyond repair by other companies after Naughty Dog left it like Crash Bandicoot and Spyro were.
prfsnl_gmr wrote:There is nothing feigned about it. What I wrote is a display of actual moral superiority.
Flake wrote:Nintendo and Sony are finally going to drop the pretense. A mutual yearning that began back in the 16 bit days has awaited E3 this year and you'd better believe that things are about to change.
Freed from their obligations to hide themselves from a world that doesn't understand, a torrid love affair will ensue. Year upon year of repressed sexuality and lust will be undone in a few moments of unrestrained passion, the fires of that love to be re-stoked constantly until both collapse in a sweaty, exhausted pile of satisfaction. Once their animalistic lusts have been satiated, a new era will begin for the two. Things will be awkward at first - the fans and the families might not understand. But from now on the two will find strength - in each other.
Microsoft will play with itself.
I came.
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BoringSupreez wrote:
I wish Naughty Dog would do two series at once like Insomniac does (Ratchet and Clank and Resistance.) I like Uncharted and all, but I still like Jak and Daxter a lot too. I wish they would at least give us a Jak collection for PS3, if not a new game. At least it wasn't ruined beyond repair by other companies after Naughty Dog left it like Crash Bandicoot and Spyro were.
Actually I don't like Uncharted at all, and I'm sad one of the best platform game developers of previous gens, don't develop any games for the genre.
BoneSnapDeez wrote:The success of a console is determined by how much I enjoy it.
Inazuma's wish list for the next Nintendo console:
- Supports HD
- Supports HDMI
- Better graphics
- Improved motion controls. Wii Motion Plus and the Wii Balance Board are great for some things but very limiting for others. If they can do motion for the entire body and do it well, that would be awesome.
- Most games come out on cartridge (wishful thinking) or DVD/BD.
- No DLC. When you buy a game it comes 100% complete.
- Download games such as VC and WiiWare will have no DRM or any restrictions whatsoever. After you buy a download game, you can copy it to an SD card and easily run it on any console. This way you can still play your game even if it is taken down from the server or you are at a friend's house. If 10 years pass and someone wants to play an old download game that's no longer available, they can easily get it off the internet and play it on their console.
- All games have support for custom soundtracks.
- No more friend codes. It uses one username for every game.
- Some form of communication in online games. Keyboard, headset or both.
- Fuck censorship. Games can actually have nudity and full on hardcore sex. (wishful thinking)
Inazuma wrote:Inazuma's wish list for the next Nintendo console:
- Fuck censorship.
Given your past comments about censorship, I've always wondered how you can boycott Sony for DRM and what not, but not Nintendo for their longstanding censorship of anything more mature than killing zombies. M-rated games for Ninetendo consoles are far and few between, and I believe they are all third party and all relatively tame.
Granted, more "explicit" games on other platforms aren't venturing into hardcore porn, but there is a lot more nudity,"cursing", and gratuitous violence on those consoles made by companies you choose to boycott.
Inazuma wrote:
- Download games such as VC and WiiWare will have no DRM or any restrictions whatsoever. After you buy a download game, you can copy it to an SD card and easily run it on any console. This way you can distribute it on the internet and make no money for the developer. That way they won't bother making a second downloadable game! Hooray!
Inazuma wrote:
- Download games such as VC and WiiWare will have no DRM or any restrictions whatsoever. After you buy a download game, you can copy it to an SD card and easily run it on any console. This way you can distribute it on the internet and make no money for the developer. That way they won't bother making a second downloadable game! Hooray!
why do you even bother commenting?
BoneSnapDeez wrote:The success of a console is determined by how much I enjoy it.
Inazuma wrote:Inazuma's wish list for the next Nintendo console:
- Fuck censorship.
Given your past comments about censorship, I've always wondered how you can boycott Sony for DRM and what not, but not Nintendo for their longstanding censorship of anything more mature than killing zombies. M-rated games for Ninetendo consoles are far and few between, and I believe they are all third party and all relatively tame.
Granted, more "explicit" games on other platforms aren't venturing into hardcore porn, but there is a lot more nudity,"cursing", and gratuitous violence on those consoles made by companies you choose to boycott.
I would like to see more nudity, cursing and violence but Nintendo games are still extremely fun. Japanese Nintendo games aren't censored enough to really piss me off. In Japan, Catherine (Birdo) is still a transvestite.
I dunno if I've said this before, but I greatly prefer a cartoonish style game than a super realistic hardcore violent game. Honestly, I don't even really like things that are very gory and bloody. I just like the freedom to have it.
