Is it manly to drink threw a straw?

[Niode]

Get rid of the coke, prissy.

holy crap, yr right! I just tried it without the coke and my chest hairs FINALLY came in!

When I tried it with out the coke my chest hairs fell out!

jagermeister, this shouldn't even be going near your mouth.

The last time I consumed a large amount of Jager I can't even explain what I saw. I've had double vision before, I've had the room spin on me before, but I never had both at the same time to this extent. My vision was going in the counter clockwise C shape at about 50mph. I felt like I was on LSD. It was surreal. I've never had any other type of alcohol do that, or any close to that. I don't drink that shit any more though, just sayin.

Mixed drinks are just nasty. I'll chase my shots of Jack or Morgan with a nice cold coke, but I don't mix them together.

And oh yeah, if you're drinking alcohol through a straw you might as well jerk off a cock while you do it.

At the end of my second year at uni I went round to my friend's flat in the halls of residence. They were lucky and got in a flat together. One of my buddies had a bottle of jagermeister he had won, he didn't like it that much. I drank the entire bottle after drinking several cans of lager. For anybody who likes aniseed and has drunk Jager, it's quite moreish. I seriously couldn't stop drinking this shit. It's almost too nice. I polish the bottle off, decided to run around halls with an acoustic guitar playing and singing Corona by the Minutemen. That's the theme tune to Jackass for those that didn't know. The next thing I remember is my friends propping me up in their kitchen trying to feed me beans on toast, the beans weren't cooked properly. I threw the food, cuttlery and all out of the window (they lived on the top floor of flats too, whoops). Next thing I knew I was curled round a half filled bucket o' puke. Ugh. That hangover lasted 3 whole days. I'm pretty sure I had alcohol poisoning and should have had my stomach pumped. Oh well. What doesn't kill us makes us stronger right?

[dsheinem]

At the end of my second year at uni I went round to my friend's flat in the halls of residence. They were lucky and got in a flat together. One of my buddies had a bottle of jagermeister he had won, he didn't like it that much. I drank the entire bottle after drinking several cans of lager. For anybody who likes aniseed and has drunk Jager, it's quite moreish. I seriously couldn't stop drinking this shit. It's almost too nice. I polish the bottle off, decided to run around halls with an acoustic guitar playing and singing Corona by the Minutemen. That's the theme tune to Jackass for those that didn't know. The next thing I remember is my friends propping me up in their kitchen trying to feed me beans on toast, the beans weren't cooked properly. I threw the food, cuttlery and all out of the window (they lived on the top floor of flats too, whoops). Next thing I knew I was curled round a half filled bucket o' puke. Ugh. That hangover lasted 3 whole days. I'm pretty sure I had alcohol poisoning and should have had my stomach pumped. Oh well. What doesn't kill us makes us stronger right?

The last time I consumed a large amount of Jager I can't even explain what I saw. I've had double vision before, I've had the room spin on me before, but I never had both at the same time to this extent. My vision was going in the counter clockwise C shape at about 50mph. I felt like I was on LSD. It was surreal. I've never had any other type of alcohol do that, or any close to that. I don't drink that shit any more though, just sayin.

cool stories brahs

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[Ack]

Is it just me or does that dreadlocked guy look vaguely like a hippy Jesus?

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I'm pretty sure it's Ras Trent (Andy Samberg)

[CRTGAMER]

Is it manly to drink threw a straw?

Only if the cute little umbrella is in the way.

[pepharytheworm]

Real men do things the way they want to do things, and don't ask if its manly or not. A real man is self reliant so he doesn't need a crowd of people telling him how to drink.

I can't stand being around a bunch of guys, all they want to do is talk about sports or how they want to "do" so and so and if you do to. I hang out with no more than two at a time. I refuse to act like what a man is "suppose to act like" and just be myself.

But back to the straw thing, if its in a glass I drink from the cup, if its in a disposable cup, like at fast food places I use a straw. The reason is I find that glass adds to the flavor of the beverage when your mouth touches it, Plastic and paper seems to make it taste worse, especially the waxed paper. I can drink through a straw with out my tounge toching so it loses no flavor. Just curious but does anyone else think soda or beer taste the best in cans?

[Limewater]

Just curious but does anyone else think soda or beer taste the best in cans?

For sodas, glass bottles are better than cans which are better than plastic bottles. Glass bottles may be better than drinking out of a glass, but that's probably just Coca-cola nostalgia talking.

For beer, it depends a little. Relatively few beers worth drinking are even available in cans. However, sometimes cans are better because they don't allow light penetration. If it's a beer worth drinking, though, then it's a beer worth drinking from a glass. A glass bottle is not an entirely unreasonable substitute for lower-end beers, though.

[GamerMON]

Real men do things the way they want to do things, and don't ask if its manly or not. A real man is self reliant so he doesn't need a crowd of people telling him how to drink.

I can't stand being around a bunch of guys, all they want to do is talk about sports or how they want to "do" so and so and if you do to. I hang out with no more than two at a time. I refuse to act like what a man is "suppose to act like" and just be myself.

But back to the straw thing, if its in a glass I drink from the cup, if its in a disposable cup, like at fast food places I use a straw. The reason is I find that glass adds to the flavor of the beverage when your mouth touches it, Plastic and seems to make it taste worse, especially the waxed paper. I can drink through a straw with out my tounge toching so it loses no flavor. Just curious but does anyone else think soda or beer taste the best in cans?

Sprite tastes best in cans. Smoke a bowl to the dome than drink my can of sprite with a straw in it. Then I do the manliest thing I do all day. Watch cartoon network.

[jfrost]

It's never manly for a man to drink ANYTHING through a straw. If they put one in for you, throw it away as a protest. Then beat your chest and growl at whatever douche put it in there. They clearly think you are an inferior mammal and are lower down the pecking order. You need to assert your manliness by 'marking your territory' on the nearest hot blonde to the bar.

Like DS said, no manly drink is drunk through a straw. Beer (not that fucking pussy 'light' shit, A real beer, preferably made by hand at a microbrewery in the middle of nowhere), scotch, shots, neat spirits, tequila slammers, jagermeister. All manly, no straw.

Here's what not to drink in a bar:
Cocktails - just say no, you fucking pussy.
Mixers - If you have to dilute your alcohol you shouldn't be drinking.
Budweiser/Coors/Corona - Drink a real beer not that hyper marketed piss water.
Water - You're in a bar and unless you've just done three shots off a hooker's chest and downed a bottle of jagermeister, this shouldn't even be going near your mouth.
Soft drinks - The key word here is soft, soft like your flaccid penis, harden the fuck up.

Hope that helps. Faggot.

This post made me want to buy you a beer. But that would be gay, so I won't.