Haiku's about bad games

[pepharytheworm]

Haikus? What we need are some limericks.

Pac-Man 2600

Pac-man's great in the arcade
Where kids put in quaters to play
Atari then thought
to homes this was brought
Twenty-six hundred's version was lame


Link: The Faces of Evil CD-i

There once was a man from Hyrule
That was made by Phillips to be cruel
No console's were bought
But collectors did sought
Paid Eighty dollars what a fool

I know they are not perfect but I tried my best, at least 10 mins best.

Here's a Haiku, thought I would change it up and rhyme

Bomberman Act Zero Xbox360

Why are you now real
Was pink and cute no appeal
Eyes will never heal

[J T]

E.T. so confused
Down a big hole, I have fallen
and I can't get up

[J T]

Hogan's Alley

Violence is bad
But why can I only shoot
virtual cardboard

[Gnashvar]

Hydlide

Hydlide looks fun!
Just like zelda clone!
broke my heart

[BoringSupreez]

I was taking an artistic approach. Showing how Shadow the hedgehog's horribleness is not confined to normal rules and regulations. I wouldn't expect everyone to understand my elevated mental state.

You'd need some sort of different mental state to pass up PDS because it looked like a crap game.

[J T]

Darius

There are but three ways
to destroy the universe:
fish, fish, and more fish

[BoringSupreez]

Darius

There are but three ways
to destroy the universe:
fish, fish, and more fish

That picture is just bizarre.

[sevin0seven]

Barkley: Shut up and Jam

an NBA jam clone
game play is too fast, too prone
gone too soon

Michael Jordan: Chaos from the windy city

mike in a platform?
his teammates got kidnap don't frown
this game owns


Atari Jaguar Console

being 64 bit of power you got it all
where's the third party ya'll
oh, it's next door

[Ack]

Haikus? What we need are some limericks.

You got it.

Pit-Fighter

The SNES port was such a miss.
Bad graphics and gameplay like piss.
And where are the options?
I got ripped off at auctions
Because I paid actual money for this.

The Ring: Terror's Realm

Please tell me, what is all this crap?
Bad acting, and graphics old hat.
And what's with the music?
Shoddy AI don't excuse it.
This horror game simply falls flat.

Turok

I get to knife dinosaurs! Woo!
And fight with bow, arrow, guns too.
But the "stealth" is a sham.
They all know where I am.
I've decided I'll stick with Turok 2.

[Jrecee]

They call it superman 64
But even flying's a bore
He wears red underwear
there's green fog everywhere
I'd rather watch superman IV