A lot of you might think I'm a nut job conspiracy theorist, but I don't believe Turok was a noble warrior at all. I believe he was a shill for the oil industry, sent back in time to create more fossil fuels.
JT, I would first like to point out that you posted a picture of the second Turok, not the first. But then, this photograph has obviously been tampered with.
First, look at the lightburst on the knife and Turok's forehead. That angle is incorrect, as the sun is not coming from that direction. But a rifle shot could produce it, such as one might take from a grassy knoll. Such a sign is a clue. Someone in Acclaim was telling us that the Turoks were in some way part of the assassination conspiracy related to JFK. In fact, based on recent government findings, it is obvious that Lee Harvey Oswald did not act alone. After his murder by Jack Ruby (whose name is a precious material found in the earth, just like oil. And the color of rubies is red, just like the blood in the photograph), Oswald was buried in Texas, in fact the same state with a place known as Dinosaur Valley.
Second, the tree on the right side behind Turok is obviously fake because it has no roots and instead turns into a brown mist at the bottom. This is obviously a fake movie prop like those used to falsify the moonlanding. In fact, this image might have been photographed in the same studio!
Third, no man would hunt dinosaurs using a knife, but more importantly, that knife could not be produced during the time that dinosaurs walked the Earth. Instead, I believe Turok was sent back in time with such a knife (which looks like an Israeli Dustar combat knife, probably given to Turok by Haliburton executives) to insidiously plant evidence of WMDs in prehistoric Iraq so that the US military could invade the country on a pretext for their oil, which would have increased in abundant supply with Turok in the area murdering so many dinosaurs to turn them into fossils.
This is a false flag! Turok was secretly an American CIA agent sent into Iraq so that we could later invade for its oil under the pretext of a faked 9/11! Then later the CIA and NSA created a comic book company to intentionally put out misinformation about the Turok program, followed by fun and entertaining video games to further keep us from the truth! But someone in government must have decided that the people need to know the truth, so they created this obviously shopped photograph in an attempt to warn us!
Evil Bushmonkeyhitler is out there, along with his Haliburton-fueled oil and war machine run by Darth Cheney to make us think that Turok hunted dinosaurs to save mankind, but in truth they only wanted to cause global warming so Wall Street executives could make more money!
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