What Made you Smile/What Ticked you off Today?

[MrPopo]

Thanks all!

Not a lot of stories. The ceremony was tiny and secular. We committed to each other until the singularity and beyond. Our officiant was empowered by the Internet.

Did your vows include contingencies for whether or not protons decay?

[CRTGAMER]

Smile: Got married and it was awesome.

Wow! Congrats. My wife and I kept our wedding simple too, a nice family friends dinner at the end.

What should have been a 5 minute fix on my car turned into a 1.5 hour ordeal including: accidentally cutting myself, me yelling obscenities in my driveway like a lunatic, a useless trip to Auto Zone only to come to the realization that I'm an idiot, and getting snappy with my girlfriend. Sometimes I hate myself.

Now that you spilled blood, spill your guts. What was the repair job? Some repairs do require loud words to get that one last part back in.

[Luke]

Hang in there Xero.

Smile: It rained last night, which we sorely needed as everything is covered in pollen.

Frown: It's that time of the year again to pressure wash the house, mulch the yard, and by tons of flowers for the back yard. Stupid expensive Spring.

Smile: Done interviewing candidates for my former job, gave him my blessing, and I don't start my new gig until next week. I have the entire week to be a bum.

Frown: I won't be a bum all week. I'll find some project to tackle, something to clean, something to organize. It's a main reason I don't finish many rpg's...I'm always looking to be busy.

[TSTR]

What should have been a 5 minute fix on my car turned into a 1.5 hour ordeal including: accidentally cutting myself, me yelling obscenities in my driveway like a lunatic, a useless trip to Auto Zone only to come to the realization that I'm an idiot, and getting snappy with my girlfriend. Sometimes I hate myself.

Now that you spilled blood, spill your guts. What was the repair job? Some repairs do require loud words to get that one last part back in.

Replacing a headlamp bulb.

Easy, right? Not for me, oh no! I have to make everything 10x more difficult!

[dsheinem]

Replacing a headlamp bulb.

[Luke]

Easy, right? Not for me, oh no! I have to make everything 10x more difficult!

You didn't read the manual, did you?

[TSTR]

Oh, I read the manual. I just read it wrong.

Yes, I am thoroughly ashamed and embarrassed of myself.

[samsonlonghair]

I tried on a pair of my wife's jeans for the sake of doing something silly.

I'm over six feet tall, wear a 46 jacket...and can fit into a pair of women's jeans, size 0.

Size 0. Women's jeans. I have photo evidence.

I have uncovered the photo evidence. Warning! These images are not for the faint of heart.

[TSTR]

^That boy ain't right...

[pierrot]

I added my first foe on the forums today.