What Made you Smile/What Ticked you off Today?

[elmagicochrisg]

You'd be hard pressed to find a "Sexiest Man Of The Year" top 20 (or top 100) who is bald. Of course, Patrick Stewart excluded. That man is all types of sexy.

Jason Statham, Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel would like to have a word with you...

[Jmustang1968]

It is probably a majority, but not sure it is a vast one.

It's vast when you consider the majority of popular opinion. Very vast.

You'd be hard pressed to find a "Sexiest Man Of The Year" top 20 (or top 100) who is bald. Of course, Patrick Stewart excluded. That man is all types of sexy.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/0 ... 30489.html

http://www.nextavenue.org/blog/male-bal ... -bare-head


Basically they dont care about being bald or not, it is more about how it is pulled off and if the guy isn't insecure about it i.e. confidence. The biggest err is to cover it up with the comb-over or other such tactics. Not only are you bald, but you are airing one's insecurities.

[Key-Glyph]

A quick two cents:

1) Men are at their most attractive when they have receding hairlines;

2) John de Lancie is more attractive than Patrick Stewart by a factor of about ten billion (no offense to Sir Patrick).

[Luke]

The biggest err is to cover it up with the comb-over or other such tactics. Not only are you bald, but you are airing one's insecurities.

Which is why my retort works.

For Chris (close enough):

"My brain is still hurting from thinking about why Bruce Willis is famous" - Al Bundy

"If you watch Vin Diesel movies, shouldn't you be at home coloring?" - Daniel Tosh

"Weakest Fucking link, but he'll be back and I'm still a fan regardless that most of his movies are full of stunt doubles" - Sly on Statham

[Hobie-wan]

You'd be hard pressed to find a "Sexiest Man Of The Year" top 20 (or top 100) who is bald. Of course, Patrick Stewart excluded. That man is all types of sexy.

Jason Statham, Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel would like to have a word with you...

I'm pretty sure Sean Connery was already pretty thin on top those years he was People Magazine's top guy.

The biggest err is to cover it up with the comb-over or other such tactics. Not only are you bald, but you are airing one's insecurities.

Exactly. Bad attempts to fight what's happening are pretty terrible. A bad toupee or combover is far worse than a thin spot. I've had many compliments on a freshly shaven or trimmed head. Heck velvety heads invite ladies hands as well.

[Luke]

1) Men are at their most attractive when they have receding hairlines;

What if I/they don't have one?

Lots of guys have the same hairline at death as they did at birth. I've had a widow's peak since I was one, and my hair is still the same and thick as a bush.

[Jmustang1968]

Exactly. Bad attempts to fight what's happening are pretty terrible. A bad toupee or combover is far worse than a thin spot. I've had many compliments on a freshly shaven or trimmed head. Heck velvety heads invite ladies hands as well.

Oh I meant to mention that last part and forgot. I have many a head rub from wife and other women after a shave. Luke, it is especially a hit at the strip clubs you like to frequent. Every dancer will rub your head with hands and/or boobs.

[Hobie-wan]

"If you watch Vin Diesel movies, shouldn't you be at home coloring?" - Daniel Tosh

I'm not sure how this one helps the case since Daniel Tosh sexist, unfunny shithead where as Vin Diesel, while he is in some terrible movies, does seem to be a nice guy.

[Luke]

I don't like going to strip clubs. Besides my bachelor party, I'm pretty positive my posts state that quite clearly.

All the responses kind of magnify the fact that hair/haircuts/hairlines get to people and that you guys do indeed care.

[Luke]

I'm not sure how this one helps the case since Daniel Tosh sexist, unfunny shithead where as Vin Diesel, while he is in some terrible movies, does seem to be a nice guy.

You are better than this.

Tosh walks around making sexist jokes as often as Vin walks around blowing up tanks with RPG's, They are characters.