What Made you Smile/What Ticked you off Today?

[flex wood]

It's like you guys aren't even trying.

Hair and ears.

[Luke]

I worked at a tux shop for a while, it was a nightly game. I got pretty good at it. Though I agree that French Cuffs look better.

No way you can cuff a right hand cuff with only your right hand. The physics are impossible. You have to use a tool, in my experience my teeth work the best.

You can not touch your fingers to proper wrist length, which is what is needed to button a cuff with one hand to the same arm.

[Stark]

It's like you guys aren't even trying.

Hair and ears.

That may be true for you, but your ears are pretty silly looking, especially with that hair cut.

[fastbilly1]

I worked at a tux shop for a while, it was a nightly game. I got pretty good at it. Though I agree that French Cuffs look better.

No way you can cuff a right hand cuff with only your right hand. The physics are impossible. You have to use a tool, in my experience my teeth work the best.

You can not touch your fingers to proper wrist length, which is what is needed to button a cuff with one hand to the same arm.

Yes but you did not say I could not use a tool. I always use my teeth to do it, unless it is someone else's shirt.

[Luke]

It's like you guys aren't even trying.

Hair and ears.

One out of two. But hair/haircut/hairline work. You can have a perfect hairline or haircut, but both Samson and Delilah take some serious umbrage if you comment on their hair.

And people can say "I don't give a crap about my hair" all they want, but those people are the ones who care about their hair the most.

[Luke]

Yes but you did not say I could not use a tool. I always use my teeth to do it, unless it is someone else's shirt.

Honest question: Why in the fuck would you button your clothes with your teeth when you have two hands? Do you also tie your shoes with your elbows just for funsies?

[Ack]

Yes but you did not say I could not use a tool. I always use my teeth to do it, unless it is someone else's shirt.

Honest question: Why in the fuck would you button your clothes with your teeth when you have two hands? Do you also tie your shoes with your elbows just for funsies?

He did say it was a competition at work.

[Luke]

He did say it was a competition at work.

To be a fly on the wall at that place.

"Hey guys, let's chew some buttons for fun! But only our own buttons! Ready, set, go!"

[fastbilly1]

He did say it was a competition at work.

To be a fly on the wall at that place.

"Hey guys, let's chew some buttons for fun! But only our own buttons! Ready, set, go!"

I did have a issue some time ago where I lost alot of control in my right hand. And no, I dont tie with my shoes with my elbows, thats just silly.

Well it was a tux rental shop during Christmas season, and they got mad at us when we played Capcom vs SNK in the back. I actually got really good at pitching cards there.

[Luke]

I did have a issue some time ago where I lost alot of control in my right hand. And no, I dont tie with my shoes with my elbows, thats just silly.

Even this day people give me odd looks when I tie my shoes with two fingers as if I was a magician.

My Sister asked "Really? Guys shouldn't care about hair loss. Most women don't care."

A: Bullshit. Unless you are Patrick Stewart, girls want hair on a noggin.

B: Tell a guy "Looks like there was no gain in your Rogaine" and you'll make them a mental mess for days/hours/ weeks.