What Made you Smile/What Ticked you off Today?

[oxymoron]

Observation: Women and Men both share two extreme common physical insecurities and neither is weight. I know this because after thirty some years of being asked "What's wrong with your hand?" and me responding with "What's wrong with your _____?" I have narrowed it down to two out of hundreds of physical features.

I know face is one of em'.

[elmagicochrisg]

Observation: Women and Men both share two extreme common physical insecurities and neither is weight. I know this because after thirty some years of being asked "What's wrong with your hand?" and me responding with "What's wrong with your _____?" I have narrowed it down to two out of hundreds of physical features.

I know face is one of em'.

Probably the nose in specific...

[Luke]

Insert Kevin Spacey/Lex Luthor WRONG gif.

[fastbilly1]

Bust and Butt

Really Fast?

"What's wrong with your butt"? You've got to give more credit than that.

I thought I would go with the obvious two to get them out of the way.

Honestly, I think you are going to hit on something super obvious for the vain folks, and something very specific for the rest.

[AppleQueso]

"What's wrong with your macula?"

"What's wrong with your submandibular lymph nodes?"

[Luke]

Honestly, I think you are going to hit on something super obvious for the vain folks, and something very specific for the rest.

Like something I would say to myself?

Take!

"What's wrong with your cufflinks?"

"What's wrong with the inseam on your suit pants?"

"What's wrong with your shoes? Are those Stacy Adams?"

"What's wrong with your double windsor know?"

"What's wrong with the thread count in your sheets?"

"What's wrong with your early retirement fund?"

[elmagicochrisg]

Come on Luke, spill it. Might come in handy someday...

[fastbilly1]

Honestly, I think you are going to hit on something super obvious for the vain folks, and something very specific for the rest.

Like something I would say to myself?

Take!

"What's wrong with your cufflinks?"

"What's wrong with the inseam on your suit pants?"

"What's wrong with your shoes? Are those Stacy Adams?"

"What's wrong with your double windsor know?"

"What's wrong with the thread count in your sheets?"

"What's wrong with your early retirement fund?"

And to answer:
1. Jokes on you I dont wear cufflinks unless I am wearing a tux
2. Whats wrong with flat seams? They are functional and stylish?
3. Wrong again, hushpuppies. Fat feat and high arches come on man.
4. No neck tie here fella, just bowties if I have to wear them.
5. You got me here, our sheets are only 400 thread
6. I gave to the wrong IRA...

[Luke]

And to answer:
1. Jokes on you I dont wear cufflinks unless I am wearing a tux

Joking aside, French cuffs and cuff links are almost a must for me.

Seriously, try buttoning a proper fitting cuff with one hand (right cuff with right hand) and see how long it takes you, if you can actually get it buttoned.

[fastbilly1]

And to answer:
1. Jokes on you I dont wear cufflinks unless I am wearing a tux

Joking aside, French cuffs and cuff links are almost a must for me.

Seriously, try buttoning a proper fitting cuff with one hand (right cuff with right hand) and see how long it takes you, if you can actually get it buttoned.

I worked at a tux shop for a while, it was a nightly game. I got pretty good at it. Though I agree that French Cuffs look better.