Social acceptability of putting condiments on pizza

[Limewater]

There are always exceptions. Mayo on BLT's, ketchup on Onion rings, etc.

With Mayo there are no exceptions. Ever. This is not up for debate.

Except maybe if it's fresh mayo. I don't want to be around it, but I can kind of respect that. So I guess I completely amend my first sentence.

[Limewater]

Chicken sandwiches southern style: fried chicken, pickles, and a tiny bit of mayonnaise between two buns.

Chick-fil-A does not include mayo. That is enough for me to disagree with you description of "southern style."

Also, I'm from the south and hate mayo.

But you know what they say: The Navey gets the Mayo and the Army gets the beans.

[OldSchool_Boy]

Going back to the subject of pizza, When I was visiting family in Cuernavaca,Mexico back in 2007 (I think?). All they would order would be thin crust pizza from Domino's with pepperoni,ham, and pineapple and then proceed to drench the entire pizza with ketchup. It was a bit unnerving but I survived.

[jfrost]

Is that ketchup? On a hot dog?

Wait, you guys can't put ketchup on a hot dog either? My, you guys are so puritanical with your food.

As an aside, sometimes I really wish we'd use fork and knife to eat hot dogs. Type "Brazilian hot dog" on Google and you'll know what I mean.

Ah yes, the various South American hot dogs. (I grew up with Colombian style myself.)

Much like eating bratwurst or sausage, you really need to set the things down. (Unless, for whatever reason, you're nuking them in a sandwich.)

That's a beautiful hot dog, I had no idea Colombians made it like that.

Normally hot dogs here come in a little plastic bag, so even if you make a mess while trying to enclose it with your mouth it won't look too terrible.

[o.pwuaioc]

@Ketchup: disgusting.

[jeffro11]

Ketchup ftw. Mustard is the nastiest thing on earth next to Miracle Whip.

[Luke]

With Mayo there are no exceptions. Ever. This is not up for debate.

So no tuna salad, chicken salad, waldorf salad, ranch dressing, awesome blossom sauce, plus tons of sushi rolls would not be around, no Bic Macs, etc.

This reminds me of a lot of my catering customers who hated onions, but loved everything I prepared that had onions in it.

[Hatta]

Ketchup ftw. Mustard is the nastiest thing on earth next to Miracle Whip.

You ever have a good country mustard with great big mustard seeds in it? It's a whole different thing than yellow mustard. Spicy, almost like horseradish.

And yeah, miracle whip is nasty. Mayonnaise is definitely better.

So no tuna salad, chicken salad, waldorf salad, ranch dressing, awesome blossom sauce, plus tons of sushi rolls would not be around, no Bic Macs, etc

No tartar sauce on fried fish. No Russian dressing on your Reuben. etc.

[Luke]

You ever have a good country mustard with great big mustard seeds in it? It's a whole different thing than yellow mustard. Spicy, almost like horseradish.

Coarse mustard is a thing of beauty, especially the kind that Hatta mentioned where the mustard seeds get stuck in your teeth. It's Pastrami's best friend (Rye bread,sorry, you take the back seat on this one).

[o.pwuaioc]

Chicken sandwiches southern style: fried chicken, pickles, and a tiny bit of mayonnaise between two buns.

Chick-fil-A does not include mayo. That is enough for me to disagree with you description of "southern style."

Also, I'm from the south and hate mayo.

But you know what they say: The Navey gets the Mayo and the Army gets the beans.

Chik-Fil-A sandwiches don't usually need mayo they're so good, but a little bit of complements it well.