What Made you Smile/What Ticked you off Today?

[jinx]

Smile: This thread.

[REPO Man]

Well, it seems like if everyone's the victim of at least 2-4 crimes a day, then that's at most 32 million criminal acts per day. But then the crime rate would be higher. It would also mean that people shouldn't be trying to move there or live and work there. It means that everyone should be moving AWAY from there, living AWAY from there, and working elsewhere. The logic doesn't hold up.

[Jmustang1968]

Yeah, everytime I go there I get stabbed, drugged, and murdered. Youd think I would learn, but I keep going back.

[REPO Man]

Yeah, everytime I go there I get stabbed, drugged, and murdered. Youd think I would learn, but I keep going back.

Ohhhh! You are all just fuckin with me? I guess I can't discern sarcasm when it's written like sincere text.

But it did seem kinda fishy since NYC's murder rate was in the low 400s last year (out of 8 million), and it's projected to be lower this year.

My legs and back have been sore all day today. I can't wait until we move and I can sleep in a bed again! Since I'm moving, I'll go ahead and tell you that my "bedroom" was actually the enclosed patio, which has no AC and the windows are just tinted plastic that give one some privacy, unless there's a light on in my room at night. And basically, for the past 2 months, I've been sleeping on the couch we got from the thrift store just outside the community (it's called New Beginnings, for those in the area). But last night the cushions felt off and I guess it messed me up a bit. I'm also not able to go to bed until after everyone else goes to bed, which is usually about 10 at night or as late as midnight. And then by 9:30-10:30 am with everyone up and awake, especially the girls (they'll be turning 3, 2 and 1 this year, respectively) since they make TONS of noise.

[Jmustang1968]

Yeah, everytime I go there I get stabbed, drugged, and murdered. Youd think I would learn, but I keep going back.

Ohhhh! You are all just fuckin with me? I guess I can't discern sarcasm when it's written like sincere text.

But it did seem kinda fishy since NYC's murder rate was in the low 400s last year (out of 8 million), and it's projected to be lower this year.

My legs and back have been sore all day today. I can't wait until we move and I can sleep in a bed again! Since I'm moving, I'll go ahead and tell you that my "bedroom" was actually the enclosed patio, which has no AC and the windows are just tinted plastic that give one some privacy, unless there's a light on in my room at night. And basically, for the past 2 months, I've been sleeping on the couch we got from the thrift store just outside the community (it's called New Beginnings, for those in the area). But last night the cushions felt off and I guess it messed me up a bit. I'm also not able to go to bed until after everyone else goes to bed, which is usually about 10 at night or as late as midnight. And then by 9:30-10:30 am with everyone up and awake, especially the girls (they'll be turning 3, 2 and 1 this year, respectively) since they make TONS of noise.

Nope, not fucking with you. I am drug addict zombie!

[REPO Man]

Nope, not fucking with you. I am drug addict zombie!

Yeah, well I'm no Joe Normal myself.

Seriously, my so-called "normalcy" is mostly just camouflage! If my outside reflected my inside, I'd probably look like my job entails wielding evil science from beyond the moon against Japanese superheroes, plotting world domination, or something really deranged... being Lady GaGa's fashion guru! But seriously, I did come up with an idea for a Lady GaGa video, albeit for a song that doesn't exist yet. Spoiler alert, expect references to Rita Repulsa and Queen Carlotta with veiled ripping off of a certain Sex Pistols anthem. Then watch me turn Glee's Lea Michelle into Carrie White, The Crow and Firestarter or just turn Liza Minelli into a short-lived zombie slayer.

[Jmustang1968]

[SamuraiMegas]

Yeah, everytime I go there I get stabbed, drugged, and murdered. Youd think I would learn, but I keep going back.

the raping isn't that bad

wait what

[Forlorn Drifter]

I missed a chance to go totally Baptist preacher up in this bitch.

I missed a chance to make myself look like an idiot!


One thing I would like to note, with Samurai Megas's mothers reaction, (I'm assuming they are Christian, ignore otherwise) is the belief that one should honor their mother and father- by not honoring their belief he should follow Christianity, they are lead to believe they are poor parents.

Not trying to take a side here, I'm just saying its a thing of different views.

[o.pwuaioc]

You know, I bet you can't find a religion where honoring your parents isn't important.