Early Morning Crew

[Ack]

baby woke me up at 6:30 on a Saturday... Watching Dr. Phil.

I don't know which part of that is worse.

[BoneSnapDeez]

I watched three episodes in a row on the OWN network...

[CFFJR]

Dude...

Why would you punish yourself that way?

[foxhound1022]

Fuck. I absolutely cannot sleep.

[Gamerforlife]

Playing Bentley's Hackpack and checking my Gamefly queue.

[Luke]

I watched three episodes in a row on the OWN network...

Dr.Phil and Dr.Oz should star together in a tv show titled "Quacks".

My Mother in law thinks Dr.Oz can not be wrong, and I ponder that she believes he can provide infinite life. The guy is a salesman, and I can't see why she doesn't see that.

I'll put it this way, from now on when we visit my wife's parents, we'll have to bring a cooler of food. On Easter morning before church my wife asked in a shocked voice, "Are you drinking a beer?". I was. "Well I can't blame you given the choices". The choices of drink were almond milk or unsweetened coconut milk. Breakfast options included a bowl of walnuts or a bowl of almonds. No fruit in the house because it "contains too much sugar".

So beer and walnuts was my Easter breakfast. No eggs (cholesterol), not even any egg substitute, no bread (carbs), no fruit (sugar), nada

[Ack]

I don't mind almond milk so much if it is used for cereal, though I'm lactose intolerant. But that sounds like Hell. Too much sugar in fruit? I think I'd drink a beer too. And then another just for having to go to church.

[o.pwuaioc]

I don't mind almond milk so much if it is used for cereal, though I'm lactose intolerant. But that sounds like Hell. Too much sugar in fruit? I think I'd drink a beer too. And then another just for having to go to church.

Have a couple for that!

[Ack]

I don't mind almond milk so much if it is used for cereal, though I'm lactose intolerant. But that sounds like Hell. Too much sugar in fruit? I think I'd drink a beer too. And then another just for having to go to church.

Have a couple for that!

Damn straight!

[Luke]

I think I'd drink a beer too. And then another just for having to go to church.

I would have had two or more, but it was Trader Joe's Name Tag Beer. Barf.

The only product I don't love from Trader Joe's (so far). $2.79 a sixer, and it tasted like rubbing alcohol poured in club soda. Still, it was better than the other options.

My in-laws will never "get" food, as I've whined about this before. Easter-eve my Father in law grilled a gorgeous pork loin. So delicious fresh off the grill. The pork skin was browned and crispy, the pork was tender and juicy...and then he sticks it in the fridge overnight and roasts it for about an hour after church the next day, leaving the loin overcooked and a bit chilly in the middle.