What are you eating?

[Stark]

For Lukie: http://jezebel.com/that-cheesecake-is-t ... 1597131027

[Luke]

For Lukie: http://jezebel.com/that-cheesecake-is-t ... 1597131027

Thanks for sharing Starkie Stark.

Gawker also sent me to that exact page.

I hate on Guy a lot, but damn I wish I had his success. Maybe I need to up my douche level.

Oh, and mustard crusted salmon.

Dirt cheap:

Salmon. Slather it with poupon, then panko. Bake at 450 for 10-15 minutes. Cheap, delicious.

[darsparx]

Did you say poupon? even better

[Sano]

Those little round sponge cake things with cool whip on them.

[TSTR]

Those little round sponge cake things with cool whip on them.

No strawberries?

[Sano]

Those little round sponge cake things with cool whip on them.

No strawberries?

Nope... I have dislike of the way biting into a strawberry feels. Don't like the texture or sensation. I do however like strawberry juice... MARGARITA!

[TSTR]

^Same reason I don't like Jello.

[Luke]

^Same reason I don't like Jello.

When I was around five years old, Jello molds were all the rage. My Mother would make tuna fish jello molds. God were they gross. White jello with chunks of tuna floating in it...Barf.

[BogusMeatFactory]

I love me some jello, but nothing floating in them. You can't beat a childhood memory of playing with finger jello.

My wife's grandparents make this jello concoction that involves mayonnaise, cottage cheese and fruit. It is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen and everyone devours it except my wife and I.

Her family has a history of horrible taste. They eat disgusting food and complain when we cook because our food has too much flavor, or has visible vegetables in it.

I'm sorry, you CAN NOT make spaghetti sauce with ketchup, tomato paste and onion soup mix. THAT IS NOT SPAGHETTI SAUCE!

[TSTR]

These evil Jello creations sound like some of the many permutations of the monstrosity known as "Jello salad" or "congealed salad." It is absolutely disgusting in all its forms.