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Wait, you have only beaten one game since joining our site?

I...I'm sorry. I feel like we have really let you down.

Now I don't feel so bad about not beating things.

TSTR wrote:Now I don't feel so bad about not beating things.

You beat something regularly, it just isn't a game.

Ack wrote:

TSTR wrote:Now I don't feel so bad about not beating things.

You beat something regularly, it just isn't a game.

YOU DAMN RIGHT IT AIN'T NO GAME

If it was a game then I would be considered a credit-feeder.

It's cause we always play on Hard Mode.

My quote has never been true-r.

The last stage of Duke Nukem episode 2 sucks. Maybe if the conveyer belt mechanics were more Mario-like it wouldn't be the chore that it is. Then I noobed out and died and didn't feel like doing they conveyer belts all over again. Curse you Dr. Proton!

Ack wrote:Wait, you have only beaten one game since joining our site?

I...I'm sorry. I feel like we have really let you down.

Only one truly retro game(gotta love the misunderstandings in what I've said around here...). Since anything i've beaten ps2/gc era and up is still not old enough for most to consider retro I've beaten: sly cooper thieves in time, SMB(though on backloggery i counted it twice but shouldn't have since I only beat the gbc version), katamari damacy, remember me, and Ghost Trick Phantom Detective, the silent age, and stick it to the man(swear I've beaten more but I can't seem to remember what others I have, ought to start attempting to slide every game I've beaten on the right side of a divider or something since i've apparently missed something but can't recall what it was that I beat). Just not enough retro games, I need to get my hands on some extension cords and stop putting that part off, heck I'm still making progress on DKC and hope to try and beat it before next month is over. Oddly I have the first two sections of the island somewhat memorized and I still suck at my timing in all the levels (though somehow managed to get to millstone mayhem, I think this is where i got to before I quit for a few days and when I came back lost the cart when I was younger....really bad habit that has pissed so much money away in attempting to get those back)

MrPopo wrote:The last stage of Duke Nukem episode 2 sucks. Maybe if the conveyer belt mechanics were more Mario-like it wouldn't be the chore that it is. Then I noobed out and died and didn't feel like doing they conveyer belts all over again. Curse you Dr. Proton!

So I guess he's not gonna get home in time for Oprah?