How would you destroy a beloved game series?

[Cronozilla]

Call of Duty ... Goes Paintball.

The most realistic courses from the most popular arenas. This fall modern combat gets splattered.

REAL Co2 Readings
REAL mask splatter
REAL bruises

Every individual paintball has a nano-camera on it so you can see the path traveled ... every time.

And for the first time in franchise history, new realistic perks in multiplayer.

Perks such as:

"I gotta use the bathroom..."
"No fair, you're out!"
"That isn't regulation equipment."
and
"Hang on ... my mom is calling me ..."

Get your hands on the most explosive (paintball) Call of Duty yet THIS FALL.


CALL OF DUTY: REAL LIFE PAINTBALL

Shit just got real.


Only for Xbox one.

[Ziggy]

Nintendo is sick of everyone complaining about Mario rehashes. You play through an entire Mario game only to get killed at the end by Bowser. Mario dies, for good, and gets buried. Luigi is so distraught over his brother's death that he commits suicide. There'll be no escape for the Princess this time.

Mario is dead, they killed him. There will be no more Mario games, no spin offs. Bowser has supreme rule over the Mushroom Kingdom, so there will be games like Bowser Kart to replace Mario Kart. One of the tracks will pass Mario's grave. Luigi wasn't allowed to be buried in the Mushroom Kingdom, as per their beliefs. He's buried in an unmarked grave some where in Brooklyn.

Instead of major Mario installments, there will be a new line of games from Nintendo in which Bowser is the main (controllable) character. All the Koopa kids rise up against him, wanting to kill their father and take his place as King (or Queen!). There will be all the usual spinoffs, including Bowser RPG and Bowser Paint.

[BoneSnapDeez]

Allow Philips to make four games with my beloved characters.

[Ack]

Nintendo is sick of everyone complaining about Mario rehashes. You play through an entire Mario game only to get killed at the end by Bowser. Mario dies, for good, and gets buried. Luigi is so distraught over his brother's death that he commits suicide. There'll be no escape for the Princess this time.

Mario is dead, they killed him. There will be no more Mario games, no spin offs. Bowser has supreme rule over the Mushroom Kingdom, so there will be games like Bowser Kart to replace Mario Kart. One of the tracks will pass Mario's grave. Luigi wasn't allowed to be buried in the Mushroom Kingdom, as per their beliefs. He's buried in an unmarked grave some where in Brooklyn.

Instead of major Mario installments, there will be a new line of games from Nintendo in which Bowser is the main (controllable) character. All the Koopa kids rise up against him, wanting to kill their father and take his place as King (or Queen!). There will be all the usual spinoffs, including Bowser RPG and Bowser Paint.

I look forward to Bowser Party, where the point of the mini-games are not to win, but to destroy peripherals and physically injure the other players to the point they give up playing.

[J T]

I look forward to Bowser Party, where the point of the mini-games are not to win, but to destroy peripherals and physically injure the other players to the point they give up playing.

This game is close to that:

[J T]

Call of Duty ... Goes Paintball.

It could be called Call of Duty: Modern Gotcha! The Sport!

[irixith]

I'd give Samus the emotional depth of a twelve year old girl.

[casterofdreams]

Hand any series over to EA.

[J T]

The Sims: Street Fighter edition.

Guile goes home to be a family man.

[Ack]

I'd give Samus the emotional depth of a twelve year old girl.

How about a skintight bright blue body suit which accentuates every curve and then let the creators of Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball explain her back story?