That actually made me chuckle a bit.SamuraiMegas wrote:As horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?". The horse, incapable of human speech, promptly shits on the floor and leaves.
Here you go:
There are three couples who are seeking to become members of a very conservative congregation: an eldery couple, a middle-aged couple, and a young couple. The pastor says to them, "To become members of this congregation, you must each refrain from sexual intercourse for one month." The three couples leave, and one month later they are reunited at the church. The pastor asks them, "How did you do?" The elderly couple says: "We're older now and don't have sex as much a we used to, so this really wasn't too hard for us. We made it." The pastor says, "Congratulations. You are now members of this church." The middle-aged couple says, "We aren't as young as we used to be; so, while it was at times trying, we also made it." The pastor says, "Congratulations. You are also members of this church." He then moves on to the young couple, "Well. How about you?" The young man replies, "Honestly...we didn't do too well." The pastor says, "What happened?" and the young man says, "Well...we were doing pretty well for about a week, but then it got really hard to think about anything else. One morning, Jenny here dropped a can of beans, and when she bent over to pick it up, well...nature just kind of ran its course." The pastor replied, "Young man, I am very disappointed in you, and I must ask you to leave and never return." The young man says, "That's funny. They said the exact same thing to us at the grocery store."
