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I don't cut toast often, but when I do I prefer to cut it diagonally.

Zing wrote:I was making toast today and I became curious how others cut their toast.

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Worst thread ever?

I am also someone who does not cut my toast.

I don't cut my toast either. What is this? A bed and breakfast?

Unless in other parts of the world "toast" refers to bread that has not been "toasted", I do not cut my "toast", but I do cut my sammiches diagonally.

We could change the scenario so that people will actually vote:

Armageddon impending, only McGyver can save us and for that he has a chewed up piece of gum, three rusty wires and duct tape. He needs half a toast or else earth will go kaboom. Only you can provide it.

Each second you're there wondering how you'd cut it, millions of lives are lost.

Given the situation, what would be your first toast-cutting instinct?

^I'm pretty sure that is the only scenario in which I would cut toast.

Hatta wrote:^I'm pretty sure that is the only scenario in which I would cut toast.

Same here, it's just far too messy.