Bad Misspells/ Autocorrect.

[BoneSnapDeez]

My boss' name is Batool. Before I finally added it to the dictionary, Outlook would correct it as barolo. Considering she's Muslim and doesn't drink alcohol, it was always amusing.

Haha, nice. One of my colleagues is named Sachiko and our email program corrects it to "schizo".

[Croooow!]

I was meeting a couple friends and texted them wondering where they were because they were late and coming over together. One friend meant to send "We're coming" but I received "We're boning".

[Czernobog]

The skype thing on my phone constantly turns "somewhere" into "zimbabwe."

[pakopako]

the other day my wife was at the grocery store and asked what I wanted for lunch. Seeing as how I was in the mood for balogna, my autocorrect told her I wanted "German vagina."

You're full of German vagina.

Back when day of old East Germany, German vagina full of... ah, that one can finish itself.

[Luke]

the other day my wife was at the grocery store and asked what I wanted for lunch. Seeing as how I was in the mood for balogna, my autocorrect told her I wanted "German vagina."

You're full of German vagina.

Back when day of old East Germany, German vagina full of... ah, that one can finish itself.

I still have an onion on my belt. It was the style at those times.

[AmericanMuffin]

Haha, these are great. That's the only one I've ever had.