Worst Break Up

[Inazuma]

Not sure if I've told this story here before or not, but here goes.

I moved all of my live in girlfriend's belongings outside of the apartment, and then literally wrestled her out the door, and locked the door behind her. That was the last I heard from her.

Yeah, it sounds like I am quite the mother fucking asshole, doesn't it? Let me explain what happened just prior to this.

It was very stupid, but I had my girlfriend move in with me. I did use a condom but one day it broke. I panicked, but my girlfriend didn't. While I was running around the room like a chicken with his head cut off, she calmly tells me she wants to have a baby. I managed to get the day after pill, but she refused to take it! I had to lie to her, saying that we can't afford a baby now, but we will have one later. She bought it, and took the pills.

After she took the pills, I kicked her out. That ordeal was a wake up call for myself. I learned a lot of important life lessons. I never had sex again until I got a vasectomy. I also never had a serious relationship after that.

[Ack]

Not sure if I've told this story here before or not, but here goes.

I moved all of my live in girlfriend's belongings outside of the apartment, and then literally wrestled her out the door, and locked the door behind her. That was the last I heard from her.

Yeah, it sounds like I am quite the mother fucking asshole, doesn't it? Let me explain what happened just prior to this.

It was very stupid, but I had my girlfriend move in with me. I did use a condom but one day it broke. I panicked, but my girlfriend didn't. While I was running around the room like a chicken with his head cut off, she calmly tells me she wants to have a baby. I managed to get the day after pill, but she refused to take it! I had to lie to her, saying that we can't afford a baby now, but we will have one later. She bought it, and took the pills.

After she took the pills, I kicked her out. That ordeal was a wake up call for myself. I learned a lot of important life lessons. I never had sex again until I got a vasectomy. I also never had a serious relationship after that.

No, you still sound like quite the mother fucking asshole.

[brunoafh]

I usually don't see eye to eye with you, Inazuma, but I've never thought of you as a dirtbag before.

[jfe2]

Not sure if I've told this story here before or not, but here goes.

I moved all of my live in girlfriend's belongings outside of the apartment, and then literally wrestled her out the door, and locked the door behind her. That was the last I heard from her.

Yeah, it sounds like I am quite the mother fucking asshole, doesn't it? Let me explain what happened just prior to this.

It was very stupid, but I had my girlfriend move in with me. I did use a condom but one day it broke. I panicked, but my girlfriend didn't. While I was running around the room like a chicken with his head cut off, she calmly tells me she wants to have a baby. I managed to get the day after pill, but she refused to take it! I had to lie to her, saying that we can't afford a baby now, but we will have one later. She bought it, and took the pills.

After she took the pills, I kicked her out. That ordeal was a wake up call for myself. I learned a lot of important life lessons. I never had sex again until I got a vasectomy. I also never had a serious relationship after that.

No, you still sound like quite the mother fucking asshole.

He's obviously trying to get a rise out of people.

[OldSchool_Boy]

Not sure if I've told this story here before or not, but here goes.

I moved all of my live in girlfriend's belongings outside of the apartment, and then literally wrestled her out the door, and locked the door behind her. That was the last I heard from her.

Yeah, it sounds like I am quite the mother fucking asshole, doesn't it? Let me explain what happened just prior to this.

It was very stupid, but I had my girlfriend move in with me. I did use a condom but one day it broke. I panicked, but my girlfriend didn't. While I was running around the room like a chicken with his head cut off, she calmly tells me she wants to have a baby. I managed to get the day after pill, but she refused to take it! I had to lie to her, saying that we can't afford a baby now, but we will have one later. She bought it, and took the pills.

After she took the pills, I kicked her out. That ordeal was a wake up call for myself. I learned a lot of important life lessons. I never had sex again until I got a vasectomy. I also never had a serious relationship after that.

No, you still sound like quite the mother fucking asshole.

He's obviously trying to get a rise out of people.

I doubt it. He's just cold blooded

[MrEco]

Not sure if I've told this story here before or not, but here goes.

I moved all of my live in girlfriend's belongings outside of the apartment, and then literally wrestled her out the door, and locked the door behind her. That was the last I heard from her.

Yeah, it sounds like I am quite the mother fucking asshole, doesn't it? Let me explain what happened just prior to this.

It was very stupid, but I had my girlfriend move in with me. I did use a condom but one day it broke. I panicked, but my girlfriend didn't. While I was running around the room like a chicken with his head cut off, she calmly tells me she wants to have a baby. I managed to get the day after pill, but she refused to take it! I had to lie to her, saying that we can't afford a baby now, but we will have one later. She bought it, and took the pills.

After she took the pills, I kicked her out. That ordeal was a wake up call for myself. I learned a lot of important life lessons. I never had sex again until I got a vasectomy. I also never had a serious relationship after that.

I can't say I would have reacted the same way but that honestly doesn't sound so bad.

Having a child should be something both parents want. If either of them is selfish enough to force the decision of raising a child onto their partner then theres no reason to stay together with that person. It can only be a sign of bad things to come.

[Inazuma]

That story was complete truth. I don't bullshit.

[Jrecee]

Dear Racketboy Members,

just. . . please don't respond to inazuma's post and lets continue the discussion from before that point.

Sincerely,
The decent topic that will get locked otherwise

[s1mplehumar]

Not sure if I've told this story here before or not, but here goes.

I moved all of my live in girlfriend's belongings outside of the apartment, and then literally wrestled her out the door, and locked the door behind her. That was the last I heard from her.

Yeah, it sounds like I am quite the mother fucking asshole, doesn't it? Let me explain what happened just prior to this.

It was very stupid, but I had my girlfriend move in with me. I did use a condom but one day it broke. I panicked, but my girlfriend didn't. While I was running around the room like a chicken with his head cut off, she calmly tells me she wants to have a baby. I managed to get the day after pill, but she refused to take it! I had to lie to her, saying that we can't afford a baby now, but we will have one later. She bought it, and took the pills.

After she took the pills, I kicked her out. That ordeal was a wake up call for myself. I learned a lot of important life lessons. I never had sex again until I got a vasectomy. I also never had a serious relationship after that.

Wow. You better watch your back, guy. I don't believe in karma, but I do believe you reap what you sow. And one of those important life lessons led to a vasectomy?

[Niode]

I was seeing this one girl who got mad because I was still friends with one of my ex-girlfriends. We had an argument about it and she got so mad she cut her own face with an exacto knife and called the cops and told them I did it. When the cops arrived she broke down and told them she did it to 'punish' me. The police cited her for her actions. One of the cops pulled me aside and pretty much told me to run as far away from her as possible. I took his advice. For several years she tried contacting me but I ignored her. Yeah, she was nuts. I wish she gave me a board game instead of a psychotic episode.

Remember guys. Don't stick your dick in crazy.

For the girls. Don't let crazy stick his dick in you.