Videogame Characters' new years resolutions!

[Pichu]

NiGHTS: Tell the world what my gender is

[Gamerforlife]

Kratos - "This year I finally take those anger management classes and stop murdering, killing and raping.....hey, I haven't dismembered anything in five minutes....it's okay, it's okay, I'll just uh...chew some gum"

Sonic - "This is the year I murder everyone at Sega, then blow my brains out."

[AppleQueso]

Morrigan: I promise to get a new sprite

[ProfessorK]

A Boy: "This Year my Blob goes on a diet."

[jfrost]

Mega Man: I won't throw all my robot master weapons in the trashcan just before Dr. Wily shows up again.

Gordon Freeman: I'll at least learn sign language.

Sketch Turner: I'll replace my porcelain arms and legs with man limbs.

Roy Campbell: Okay, Snake dying is not such a big deal anymore.

[Gamerforlife]

Mega Man: I won't throw all my robot master weapons in the trashcan just before Dr. Wily shows up again.

Gordon Freeman: I'll at least learn sign language.

Funniest two jokes I've seen in this thread so far. You'd think Mega Man would be a god like robot by now if he kept those damn things

And you pretty much sumed up why I HATE Gordon Freeman

[Bradtemple87]

Mega Man: I won't throw all my robot master weapons in the trashcan just before Dr. Wily shows up again.

HA

[YoshiEgg25]

Nintendo Power did something like this in their last issue. And I think the funny Mega Man one was almost straight from there...not to say it still isn't funny, though.

[lisalover1]

Sonic: Get my Chaos Emeralds appraised.

Master Chief: Get the helmet super-glued to my head surgically removed.

Bill Rizer/Lance Bean: Two words: Bulletproof armor.

[jfrost]

Nintendo Power did something like this in their last issue. And I think the funny Mega Man one was almost straight from there...not to say it still isn't funny, though.

You can't say I checked my copy and lifted the joke. My subscription doesn't mean anything!

(Just kidding, I'm too far from you guys to be able to read Nintendo Power.)