FMV Disasterpiece Theatre

[J T]

Two of my friends had this game from christmas... I was thinking to myself WTF is this?

I didn't realize there was an FMV Mortal Kombat. Is the gameplay still a fighting game, or adventure?


Speaking of Mortal Kombat and FMV, I wish the new MK game would look more like this:

Bikini Karate Babes 2: Warriors of Elysia

[J T]

All that needs to be said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nui_SYqIgL8

You probably know, but Spoony did some really funny reviews of all the "Make My Video" titles:

Marky Mark & INXS
Kriss Kross
C+C Music Factory

[Ack]

Yeah, those reviews were great and sadly quite relevant to the terrifying awesomeness of those games.

[J T]

I've been playing through Gabriel Knight 2: The Beast Within lately. It's actually a good game, but it has its ridiculous moments. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be turned on or laugh out loud when the clearly gay Baron Von Glower suddenly has a nymphomanical woman stop by that acts like a mindless cat in heat.

[hashiriya1]

Whoa! Thanks for the work warning! That was weird, tho.

[J T]

Whoa! Thanks for the work warning! That was weird, tho.

I thought the description was enough warning.

But if you want some more NSFW material, check this scene from Phantasmagoria 2: A Puzzle of Flesh

[J T]

I've been playing through Gabriel Knight 2: The Beast Within lately. It's actually a good game, but it has its ridiculous moments. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be turned on or laugh out loud when the clearly gay Baron Von Glower suddenly has a nymphomanical woman stop by that acts like a mindless cat in heat.

I looked her up online and it turns out she used to be the lead dancer for Jane's Addiction and she even worked as a waitress at a fine french restaurant near where I grew up. She even got her BS at the same university I got mine from.

http://www.melaniegood.com/html/g_gallerymain.html

Funny though that her Bio doesn't mention Gabriel Knight 2, though it bothers to tell you every other little detail about her life like how she played trombone in high school and played basketball in middle school.

[J T]

Night Trap: the song!




Oh, it's so bad, and just when you think it can't get any cheesier.... Tony walks in.

[sputnik]

I don't know if you can call Harvester 'so bad it's good,' since it's clearly written to be hilarious anyways. The unnatural staging and bizarre effects of early fmv just make it that much more amazing though.

[YoshiEgg25]

Night Trap: the song!




Oh, it's so bad, and just when you think it can't get any cheesier.... Tony walks in.

oh god why