I'm sooo not ready for kids...

[Hobie-wan]

Is it better or worse than this classic example of terrible children?

[Mod_Man_Extreme]

Yeah... that's one of the first things I make damn sure of when I meet women: I make damn sure they know that I don't want kids, never wanted kids, and never will want kids. It's not even that I care about material things more - I just hate kids.

Still haven't found a woman who feels the same way.

No, you don't tell her you hate kids.

You tell her that you love kids, but can't have/preventatively pre-empt more kids from happening or adopting any as you're a former sex offender and have a narrow urethra........well it works for sleazy jackasses and Hank Hill at least.

[Mod_Man_Extreme]

Is it better or worse than this classic example of terrible children?

\Please tell me that paint is lead based and we can plead innocent at the trial.

[GSZX1337]

Yeah... that's one of the first things I make damn sure of when I meet women: I make damn sure they know that I don't want kids, never wanted kids, and never will want kids. It's not even that I care about material things more - I just hate kids.

Damn straight. You know how before a vasectomy you have the option to freeze your sperm in case you want children? Fuck that.

[HappehLemons]

Not even if this was your kid?

[Mod_Man_Extreme]

Not even if this was your kid?

I. Love. This. Kid.

Well it's high-time I kidnapped myself a new little brother.

[GSZX1337]

Not even if this was your kid?

A kid that's a little less annoying than most? Pass.

[ieatramen]

HOLY HELL! What did the parents do/say!? I wouldn't necessarily lose my mind, but I would definitely pull the jackass parents aside and tell them they are paying for a replacement in one way or another. Bro what are you going to do?

[Breetai]

The night ended with my wife asking me if I valued material objects over a child, to which I replied, "Yes, as a matter of fact I do." Doghouse!

Yeah... probably not the best thing to say.

Just send your guests a bill.

[elvis]

Kids aren't all bad. They eventually grow up and do cool stuff like this:

(Yes, that's one of my kids on my arcade machine).

On the flipside, parents need to control their kids when they're out. I've got 3 kids, and I watch them like a hawk if we're at a friend's place. There's no way they'd get half a chance to do something destructive. And in the highly unlikely event that they'd did, I'd reimburse the damages 100%.

People who don't look after their kids piss me off. And despite having kids of my own, there are certain friends of mine with their own kids who aren't invited to our place because they don't return the courtesy.