Ever gotten lyrics wrong and liked your version better?

[Niode]

Best misheard lyrics ever:

[Luke]

Hold me closer Tony Danza

I can't believe I haven't heard that before. It's perfection!

[TheyCallMeTheSwede]

I do this everytime I sing Simple Man.

Actual Lyrics:
And don't forget son,
There is someone up above.

My Version:
And don't forget son,
There is NO ONE up above.

[Limewater]

I do this everytime I sing Simple Man.

Actual Lyrics:
And don't forget son,
There is someone up above.

My Version:
And don't forget son,
There is NO ONE up above.

I don't know, man. Your versions would be pretty out of character for Lynyrd Skynyrd.

For me, in Frayed Ends of Sanity by Metallica,

I hear:
Hank Hill Chinese Terror Tension

Hetfield says:
Hate, hell, time, waste, terror, tension.

I really like the idea that he's talking about Hank Hill's discomfort with his Laotian neighbor on "King of the Hill".

[darthmunky]

blinded by the light
wrapped up like a douche
another boner in the night

LOL, I thought that's what the original actually said!

[jp1]

Well, I still don't know the real lyrics but the hardly recognizable language of Fallout Boy

I'm goin hey ho and a dilly a doe. Sugar we're goin down swingin. I'll be your number one with a bullet. I love you dot com will you cock it an pull it.

, I haven't got a fckin clue what they really say or what the song is even about.

[Niode]

I find it best to just ignore Fallout Boy's existence completely. Their music is utter shite.

[jfe2]

Not really misheard lyrics, but I think it fits the topic. One of my favorite videos ever, and this is just hilarious if you like the song.

[jp1]

I find it best to just ignore Fallout Boy's existence completely. Their music is utter shite.

I agree.

[izdead]

Best misheard lyrics ever:

what a horrible song!