Random Thoughts Thread

[Ack]

Go back to your book and tell me if the "Urine Sample" is in there.

It is indeed. But since urine is not one of the ingredients, Chicken Shot still outmatches it in 'ick' factor.

Maybe not, but I can tell you from personal experience that it really does taste like piss.

[Michi]

I really have no desire to eat chicken and waffles, but there's a far better chance of me trying that, than there is of me ever giving the Chicken Shot a go.

Could be the same thing, maybe not, but I once had a shooter (larger shot glass) that consisted of a shot of tequila, a dash of tabasco, and a raw egg. It was unusual.

How does one come up with this stuff? I can only imagine this concoction being conceived of because the creator couldn't make a bonsai trip to the grocery to pick up some juice or something.

Go back to your book and tell me if the "Urine Sample" is in there.

It is indeed. But since urine is not one of the ingredients, Chicken Shot still outmatches it in 'ick' factor.

Maybe not, but I can tell you from personal experience that it really does taste like piss.

Ick. I'll have to take your word for it.

[TSTR]

Maybe not, but I can tell you from personal experience that it really does taste like piss.

Yeah I'm more concerned that you can easily recognize the taste of pee. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks, I reckon.

[Ack]

Maybe not, but I can tell you from personal experience that it really does taste like piss.

Yeah I'm more concerned that you can easily recognize the taste of pee. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks, I reckon.

Believe me when I say, TSTR, I've done things in my life you people wouldn't believe.

[TSTR]

[Ack]

Hmm, my department is moving cubicles. We'll be in the same building, just moving across the lobby. The Properties division wants to use our current cubes for models, and the new cubes will be bigger.

[Luke]

Am I being X-Punk'd?

Really? The Generals won't be playing the Harlem Globetrotters? How can this be true?

[BoringSupreez]

Your astute minds have been completely turned into stinking mushrooms.

Why would anyone tolerate such things from someone like you, a rotten paunch, crude ass and fart-ass?

You are admirable, fine, pious sows and asses.

All this and more at the Lutheran Insulter.

[BoneSnapDeez]

Been doing tons of "home improvement" - inside and out - for a few weeks now. It's exhausting and at the end of the day I have no motivation to pick up a game controller or do much else. At least my house will look sweet as hellz by fall.

[MrPopo]

Been doing tons of "home improvement" - inside and out - for a few weeks now. It's exhausting and at the end of the day I have no motivation to pick up a game controller or do much else. At least my house will look sweet as hellz by fall.

I've learned the joy of having a nice house. I'm currently in the middle of getting my windows replaced; they installers should be done sometime Wednesday.

I dare anyone to listen to Pennsylvania 6-5000 and not hum it the rest of the day.